Husband Shopping?

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Matthew

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I received this joke in an email from a friend, chances are it's done the rounds by email many times but unlike most jokes I get sent this one made me laugh because like all the best jokes out there....it has a grain of truth. ;)

Hope I don't get in trouble. :) You may have all seen it before, but it's good for a chuckle.


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Shopping for a Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.


The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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Yes, may i get one of you???

i joke :D
 

grace

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Ha! I am laughing....BUT, I am sure there is a similiar joke floating around about men. ;)

I work with women and men alike...and they BOTH complain. So, it appears to me that both sexes are hard to keep content. :)
 

polarguyinak

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LOL - yep :) funny stuff though - got a laugh out of me!
 

phil36

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Lol very good Matthew... now your in trouble with the ladies :)

Phil
 

grace

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Not at all Phil....it was funny...and true. I was just stating that the story goes both ways. ;)
 
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godsbluesman

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I received this joke in an email from a friend, chances are it's done the rounds by email many times but unlike most jokes I get sent this one made me laugh because like all the best jokes out there....it has a grain of truth. ;)

Hope I don't get in trouble. :) You may have all seen it before, but it's good for a chuckle.

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Shopping for a Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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hahahaha...amen that is hilarious!-and has truth to it too!!!
 
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jb800m

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i was on the 5th floor!!!
 

seoulsearch

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Hmm... I wonder what they have to offer in the next building...? :D

Perhaps the world's biggest, juiciest, baconiest and cheesiest burger with a side of golden fries and a hand-dipped, chocolate milkshake.

Who needs to shop for a husband!!!
 

Ellie

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Hahaha.. good joke...

And I have to agree, I'm one of those women- I wouldn't pick ANY of those men because not a single one said they loved God!!

:D
 
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nutmeg88

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Bahahaha lol, honestly what girl would want to see whats on the top level ? If this was reversed what guy wouldn’t want to check out the top level either ? I def would and then I'd be like dang nab it it's empty !! XD
 
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Jennifleur

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I guess I'll be in the basement then :(
Well, most of us would be, because we cannot meet impossible standards. I'm not a supermodel, nor do I look like one, which probably explains why almost no guys show any interest. That's why it's only by the grace of God that we find someone whom we are able to get along with and build a life with - if left to pick by our own standards, no one would be good enough (we all think far too highly of ourselves, I believe, lol).

Besides, sometimes hidden treasures are found in basements. So, basements aren't so bad.
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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Well, most of us would be, because we cannot meet impossible standards. I'm not a supermodel, nor do I look like one, which probably explains why almost no guys show any interest. That's why it's only by the grace of God that we find someone whom we are able to get along with and build a life with - if left to pick by our own standards, no one would be good enough (we all think far too highly of ourselves, I believe, lol).

Besides, sometimes hidden treasures are found in basements. So, basements aren't so bad.

Sometimes basements do smell really bad though
 

grace

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Would it be the basement... or what's IN the basement? :p

JUST KIDDING, y'all!! :)
Often times if a basement is prone to mildew etc...those things in the basement get mildew on them as well. ;)
 
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christiancollegegirl

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*makes a note to stay out of the basement*
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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<-----justin beiber.
 
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DABEARS85

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Which PR guy decided that dressing like this was a good idea for this kid? I wish I was a teen heartthrob too! Then I could dress up as a clown everyday as well, and everyone would think it was cool! I would be completely ridiculous on purpose.