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Um... there's a guy with a sword standing in that bedroom.
My brain auto-played a line from a commercial for that "Clue" board game - "What's that in your hand?"
You, aunt, 20 carers, their families, your cousins (because, for sure, they'll show up if there's a party lol), your bears, their families, your church, your town.
You're gonna need a bigger house! lol