scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[Susanna]

I lie each and every day.

That's a lie!

Hahahaha

 

[toinena]

I never floss my teeth after a good meal, because I like to snack on the bits and pieces stuck between my teeth during the next day.

 

[joefizz]

I eat food without mercy and take no prisoners,gobble gobble,munch munch munch,gulp!

 

[joefizz]

I only have 1,000 waifus you would make 1,000 and 1!...

 

[blue_ladybug]

Your girlfriend is my BFF...

 

[joefizz]

Your girlfriend is my BFF...

You never met her other BFF?

 

[jaybird88]

have you ever been on a rat shoot?

 

[joefizz]

have you ever been on a rat shoot?

I have challenged master splinter!(deluded)

 

[jaybird88]

my friends say your easy.

 

[joefizz]

That's a lie!

Hahahaha

Precisely my point I lie all the time,because I'm dishonest and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest,honestly it's the honest people you ought to look out for because you can never predict when they'll do something incredibly stupid(Joefizz/Jack Sparrow)

 

[joefizz]

my friends say your easy.

You have strange friends then my name is "BB"!

 

[zeroturbulence]

 

[joefizz]

Welcome to earth!!!!!!

 

[joefizz]

I breathe only oxygen.

 

[joefizz]

Look at my face and smile!

 

[joefizz]

I am obsessed with hugging,speaking of which,I must hug you now!

 

[MissAfricanNproud2B]

My mom is coming too! with us on date!!!

 

[mailmandan]

I am obsessed with hugging,speaking of which,I must hug you now!

 

[MissAfricanNproud2B]

, i'd rather run away if you don't mind

 

[SkittlePumpkin]

I moonlight as a graverobber, and you totally remind me of the guy two headstones in on the fourth row at the cemetery downtown.