scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[AuntieAnt]

Don't make any sudden moves around my sweet kitty, Anderson Pooper!

 

[AuntieAnt]

Wait... I'm letting my ex know about the great time we're having.

 

[JesusLives]

Can we drive by my ex-wife's house I'd like to show you off.

 

[JesusLives]

Don't make any sudden moves around my sweet kitty, Anderson Pooper!

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I wish they had the laugh button like on FB.....HAHAHAHAHA.....

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

"All of my exes have died under mysterious circumstances."

 

[AuntieAnt]

"All of my exes have died under mysterious circumstances."

ROFLMHO!!!

 

[AuntieAnt]

I think I saw your picture in the dictionary next to, "KABLAM!"

 

[AuntieAnt]

Yoda one for me........

 

[AuntieAnt]

Heyyy....weren't you on the jury that convicted me back in '95?

 

[AuntieAnt]

Let's text other people so we don't have to make conversation!

 

[joefizz]

ROFLMHO!!! View attachment 177146

Joy and laughter are strictly prohibited around me.

 

[WineRose]

I'm the Scatman!

 

[Gracie_14]

Let's text other people so we don't have to make conversation!

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this is funny and ironic because i do see some people on a date who are just glued on their phones busy texting.... haha

 

[Gracie_14]

i usually dont hang around in the singles forum but i had to comment!

 

[JesusLives]

Ring, Ring, Hello, thanks for saving me, ya this ones a real winner, NOT.

 

[Milktalk]

do u hav my credit card in your shoe??!

 

[Milktalk]

do u mind if I take some cocaine whilst we wait for our soup??

 

[SovereignGrace]

You look just like my ex-girlfirend who dumped me. She won't be dumping anyone else. So...what are your plans for the future?

 

[joefizz]

You look just like my ex-girlfirend who dumped me. She won't be dumping anyone else. So...what are your plans for the future?

I'm hoping to join a Monastery!

 

[joefizz]

I always walk sideways out of habit.