scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

No food ever survives once I see it!

 

[joefizz]

I have two big toes,what you want for dinner?

 

[joefizz]

I starched my jeans while wearing them.

 

[joefizz]

my name backwards is Hpesoj.

 

[joefizz]

We must share clothing otherwise I will feel left out.

 

[joefizz]

I wasn't so dumb I'd be smart.

 

[joefizz]

I stink therefore I am.

 

[joefizz]

I just thought wearing full armor for our first date would be memorable.

 

[joefizz]

If you don't have a maniacal laugh then you are ddisqualified.

 

[Milktalk]

Is that my tuxedo on your leg??

 

[Milktalk]

ham sandwich please

 

[blue_ladybug]

Is that a booger hanging out of your nose?

 

[blue_ladybug]

Eeww, you've got spinach in your teeth..

 

[blue_ladybug]

That waiter is my boyfriend..

 

[blue_ladybug]

Dude, you need a shower.. and a mint.. or ten..

LOL

 

[blue_ladybug]

If my cat doesn't like you, then I don't like you.

 

[Milktalk]

Can I wash my hands in your soup?

 

[blue_ladybug]

Only if I can spit on your sandwich.. lol

Can I wash my hands in your soup?

 

[NoNameMcgee]

Is that a booger hanging out of your nose?

As a matter of fact, yes. I was hoping we could share it.

 

[blue_ladybug]

No thanks, I'll pass.. the booger is all yours..

As a matter of fact, yes. I was hoping we could share it.