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Eromonnis

Eromonnis

Senior Member
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Dec 21, 2017
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This may not sound scary, but if you mean it, without deviation - ever! Only a diamond in the rough will do likewise and stay with you. Those who cannot do this will leave.

"Let us be truthful from now on."
 
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joefizz

Guest
#623
#623
I just came from swimming in the bog of eternal stench,aren't I brave?
 
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joefizz

Guest
#625
#625
Let's watch a documentary about jelly fish instead of watching a movie.
 
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joefizz

Guest
#626
#626
Everything thing I touch turns.........To Garbage!!!
 
mailmandan

mailmandan

Senior Member
#627
Apr 7, 2014
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After dinner, wanna help me egg my ex-wife’s house?
 
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joefizz

Guest
#630
#630
I demand a refund for this date!
 
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joefizz

Guest
#632
#632
I haven't told you any lies,only truth,after all I'm perfect.
 
Milktalk

Milktalk

Senior Member
#633
Feb 19, 2017
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U seem nice- after all I've been following u around for the past 2 weeks
 
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joefizz

Guest
#634
#634
I wake chickens in the morning.
 
Isny

Isny

Senior Member
#635
Jan 15, 2017
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#635
joefizz said:
I wake chickens in the morning.
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I did not know that a person could snore that loud. Does the Guinness Book of World Records know about you? lol
 
laughingheart

laughingheart

Senior Member
#636
Sep 21, 2016
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#636
"You sound as stupid as my last 4 husbands"

disclaimer: Didn't have 4 husbands and never called anyone stupid :)
 
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joefizz

Guest
#637
#637
Isny said:
I did not know that a person could snore that loud. Does the Guinness Book of World Records know about you? lol
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Us Joefizzes don't snore,we just make some yawning that echoes!:cool:
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

Senior Member
#640
Feb 21, 2014
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#640
I keep Grandma's corpse in my freezer in the basement..
 
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