scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

Of course you can meet my family...

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Texas???????

 

[joefizz]

I'm not dumb enough to be stupid but smart enough to be right about everything!

 

[Milktalk]

are u going to finish that starter- or main meal or dessert??

 

[loverofjesus27]

what time do we leave?

 

[Isny]

I'm not dumb enough to be stupid but smart enough to be right about everything!

Not everyone can be modest. lol

 

[AuntieAnt]

Texas???????

Um. No. My home planet has zero Cowboys fans.

 

[Milktalk]

wil u clip my finger nails as we wait for the starter?? u see they are a little long- u understand?

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

wil u clip my finger nails as we wait for the starter?? u see they are a little long- u understand?

I don’t use nail clippers. I’ll bite yours off, if you like.

 

[Tommy379]

I don’t use nail clippers. I’ll bite yours off, if you like.

That's kinda hot.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

That's kinda hot.

Until I bite to the quick, and draw blood. A vampire has got to feast where she can.

 

[loverofjesus27]

Did you shower today?

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Did you shower today?

No, but I took a bath. Do you have a bias against tubs?

 

[Tommy379]

No, but I took a bath. Do you have a bias against tubs?

Of course not! May I scrub your back?

 

[Milktalk]

ur clothes are terrible- no offense tho!

 

[Tommy379]

ur clothes are terrible- no offense tho!

Atleast I can use complete words.

 

[loverofjesus27]

No, but I took a bath. Do you have a bias against tubs?

i like my tub its perfect.

 

[mailmandan]

Can you help me with this suppository?

 

[LittleMermaid]

I owe over $100,000 on my degree in art history.

 

[joefizz]

I have a degree in flea circus operating.

 

[joefizz]

Since I can't sleep I'll keep you awake.