For a good joke:How do you lile your steak cooked?
"How would you like your steak cooked?"
"Yeah that would be great, thanks."
(The reply was assuming a comma, "How would you like your steak, cooked?")
For a good joke:How do you lile your steak cooked?
*Lynx looks down at his toe shoes, looks in his shoulder-pocket he got a seamstress friend to sew in his shirts so he could stash his phone there, looks at all the weird things he does...
Average? If I'm average, I suddenly worry a LOT about the average people in the world. We have a lot more crazies than I thought if I'm average.
That sounds like the old Air Force catch-22.The thing is...if you think you are weird, then really you are not. It's the ones that are truly weird who don't realize it, that we should be worried about.![]()
"That pilot is crazy!"
"Yup, I know."
"He should be discharged and sent home."
"Catch-22 is he has to tell me himself he is crazy."
"Okay I'll get him in here to tell you he's crazy."
"But then he will admit he's crazy, which means he's not crazy any more because he realizes it... so he'll have to stay in the Air Force."
It's not your imagination. There is a LOT of cheap candy that is holiday themed, and people buy it anyway (and the candy companies count on them buying it anyway) just because it's a holiday candy. In fact there is only one holiday that has anything approaching decent candy.Robin Eggs (Seriously it's like all the holidays have the worst candy)
That’s not weird! It is a delicious smell.I love the Earthly smell after it rains![]()
It's not your imagination. There is a LOT of cheap candy that is holiday themed, and people buy it anyway (and the candy companies count on them buying it anyway) just because it's a holiday candy. In fact there is only one holiday that has anything approaching decent candy.
Easter candy is just junk. Mostly sugar, sugar and more sugar.
Valentine's Day candy is mostly sugar, with a bit of cocoa. Even the dark chocolate never is very good.
Halloween candy is just regular junk in a black/orange wrapper.
But Christmas... Ah yes, at Christmas you can find some good candy. There is a lot of regular junk in a red/green wrapper, but there are a few extraordinary Christmas candies if you know what to look for.
I have been attacked or threatened by at least four flying creatures.
Ok, now I have visions of women buying those anime body pillows with pictures of men and using them as punching bags...
Sorry, that's not my style. Though I do believe in self-defense as much as anyone.
What on earth fueled your fascination with violent women?
Unfortunately I cannot because years ago I moved on to darker chocolate that I can never find in the normal candy aisle. But once upon a time I would be at Wal-Mart every December 26th, when they opened the doors, to raid their half-off sale.Give me some examples of this good candy you are talking about Lynx. I am curious to know what you consider good and might go and try it myself.
Was one a Thunderbird Raptor (Pterosaur) from Pennsylvania? (Google that thing!)
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