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suppose we interpreted the actual words and meaning of scripture this way
((you are familiar with how people read the Bible and actually understand the words as though they have meaning, expressing ideas, right?))
suppose when we read the Bible, we had sweet potato pie in mind. we arbitrarily change the definition of words from verse to verse until we make whatever verse we're reading be about sweet-potato pie.
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. And under the brim of it round about there were knops compassing it, ten in a cubit, compassing the sea round about: the knops were cast in two rows, when it was cast.
"and he made" - people make food in kitchens
"molten" - the sweet potato is heated in the oven until it becomes molten
"sea" - water is used in the recipe
"ten cubits" - sweet potato is cut into cubes before it is cooked down, and you can stack them in rows of ten
"one brim to another" - you fill up the whole baking pan from brim to brim
"it was round all about" - pies are round, we use a round baking pan
"height was 5 cubits" - a typical sweet potato pie is close to 5cm tall
"a line 30 cubits did compass it" - 30/10 = 3 approximately 3.1 almost pi which sounds like pie
"under the brim" - we put a golden flakey crust on top so the tasty yams are "under" it
"under the brim" - we don't put too much pie mixture in the baking pan because we don't want it to overflow; it must be under the brim of the pan
"knops" - the pie doesn't cook perfectly flat it is a little lumpy like knobs which is spelled almost the same as knops
"ten in a cubit" - ten centimeters is a tenth of a meter and there are 10mm in a cm and remember we have a baking pan for our sweet potato pie that is approximately 5cm tall which is 1/2 of 10 and 1 is the first digit of 10
"compassing the sea" - the molten sweet potato mixture is encompassed by the baking pan
"the knops where cast" - casting is pouring hot metal into a mold like hot sweet potato mixture in a baking pan
"in two rows when it was cast" - most ovens have two racks inside, and we bake the sweet potato pie in the center of the oven between the two oven racks
please critique what i've done.
((you are familiar with how people read the Bible and actually understand the words as though they have meaning, expressing ideas, right?))
suppose when we read the Bible, we had sweet potato pie in mind. we arbitrarily change the definition of words from verse to verse until we make whatever verse we're reading be about sweet-potato pie.
And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. And under the brim of it round about there were knops compassing it, ten in a cubit, compassing the sea round about: the knops were cast in two rows, when it was cast.
"and he made" - people make food in kitchens
"molten" - the sweet potato is heated in the oven until it becomes molten
"sea" - water is used in the recipe
"ten cubits" - sweet potato is cut into cubes before it is cooked down, and you can stack them in rows of ten
"one brim to another" - you fill up the whole baking pan from brim to brim
"it was round all about" - pies are round, we use a round baking pan
"height was 5 cubits" - a typical sweet potato pie is close to 5cm tall
"a line 30 cubits did compass it" - 30/10 = 3 approximately 3.1 almost pi which sounds like pie
"under the brim" - we put a golden flakey crust on top so the tasty yams are "under" it
"under the brim" - we don't put too much pie mixture in the baking pan because we don't want it to overflow; it must be under the brim of the pan
"knops" - the pie doesn't cook perfectly flat it is a little lumpy like knobs which is spelled almost the same as knops
"ten in a cubit" - ten centimeters is a tenth of a meter and there are 10mm in a cm and remember we have a baking pan for our sweet potato pie that is approximately 5cm tall which is 1/2 of 10 and 1 is the first digit of 10
"compassing the sea" - the molten sweet potato mixture is encompassed by the baking pan
"the knops where cast" - casting is pouring hot metal into a mold like hot sweet potato mixture in a baking pan
"in two rows when it was cast" - most ovens have two racks inside, and we bake the sweet potato pie in the center of the oven between the two oven racks
please critique what i've done.
I should probably make a sweet potatoe pie. I have never made one, but if the Bible is so insistent on it, I should probably make it.