scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[loverofjesus27]

My pants are on fire......

 

[MissAfricanNproud2B]

You'll be over the moon on Venus planet due to its high carbon dioxide atmosphere and acidic environment. We'll have a date there!

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

If I weren't so handsome then you might look beautiful to me.

So says the man who does not own a mirror.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

My pants are on fire......

You must be a liar.

 

[joefizz]

So says the man who does not own a mirror.

Sure I do but I only take it out to observe true beauty.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Sure I do but I only take it out to observe true beauty.

You must slant it away from yourself, then.

 

[joefizz]

You must slant it away from yourself, then.

I agree to another mirror to multiply the vision!

 

[Isny]

Sure I do but I only take it out to observe true beauty.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Joefizz, you must be blind. lol

 

[joefizz]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Joefizz, you must be blind. lol

blinded by my own brilliance but with some carrots my eyes return to normal!

 

[Isny]

Joefizz and the word modesty may not rhymn, but the guy does have style...but don't tell him that.

 

[Isny]

Scare off a date with one phrase?

Me: I have a friend whose name is Joefizz.

My date: l'm leaving!

 

[loverofjesus27]

My hair is above my ears.

 

[WineRose]

S E L L Y O U R S O U L F O R A N I M E M E R C H A N D I S E ! ! !

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

S E L L Y O U R S O U L F O R A N I M E M E R C H A N D I S E ! ! !

My soul already belongs to the company store.

 

[loverofjesus27]

I already bought 10 tshirts.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

My soul already belongs to the company store.

[video]https://youtu.be/EkRYuMqw-B0[/video]

 

[joefizz]

S E L L Y O U R S O U L F O R A N I M E M E R C H A N D I S E ! ! !

Oh drat and here I want all that stuff but I can't sell my soul because I don't have one it's not fair!....(Muhahahahaha lol)

 

[joefizz]

My soul already belongs to the company store.

Not Alice Cooper?????

 

[joefizz]

Joefizz and the word modesty may not rhymn, but the guy does have style...but don't tell him that.

I won't,I promise your secret is safe on youtube.

 

[mailmandan]

Be right back. I have to go change my diaper.