scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Not Alice Cooper?????

What is the world coming to when a person from Tennessee doesn’t get a Tennessee Ernie Ford reference? Sad, sad. But I am not cool enough to get the Alice Cooper reference. So, from your perspective, that may be sad, sad.

Sixteen tons and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
St. Peter don’t call me, because I can’t go,
I owe my soul to the company store.

 

[joefizz]

What is the world coming to when a person from Tennessee doesn’t get a Tennessee Ernie Ford reference? Sad, sad. But I am not cool enough to get the Alice Cooper reference. So, from your perspective, that may be sad, sad.

Sixteen tons and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
St. Peter don’t call me, because I can’t go,
I owe my soul to the company store.

no lol I "Got" your reference concsidering I've heard that super old line many times,just was adding some intrigue to the phrase lol.

 

[joefizz]

Eat my inedible cooking or else this date over!

 

[joefizz]

Of course my cooking is bland that way I don't have to do better each time!

 

[joefizz]

What's wrong with Ted russel Ford as a date spot?

 

[joefizz]

(on ferris wheel)
Now that we are alone will you promise to yell at my parents?

 

[joefizz]

I brought soap for our hands! it's made from,sap.

 

[joefizz]

I brought a blow torch for the turkey!(in a restaurant)

 

[joefizz]

It's only 1,000 dollars per meal here.

 

[joefizz]

Before we date officially,meet "All" my relatives.

 

[MattforJesus]

I brought soap for our hands! it's made from,sap.

Joe you are crazy,but you are a great person,and I do not mean crazy in a bad sense,for you like to have fun,and it seems as if you will go to great lengths to be funny,going beyond where no person has gone before,like star trek,but that is a good thing,for you love people and want them to be happy with your humor.

All I have to ask is does Robin Williams have anything on you,for he may not if you actually went in to that line of field,and were worldly.

God bless you joefizz,for you have a great attitude.

 

[WineRose]

Do YoU mInD iF i SpEaK lIkE tHiS fOr ThE eNtIrE dAtE?!

 

[joefizz]

Do YoU mInD iF i SpEaK lIkE tHiS fOr ThE eNtIrE dAtE?!

Yes | do it's wei®d @nd c®eepy ¥ can't you $pe@k /ike me!¿

 

[loverofjesus27]

As soon as i delete these old pics i will date you ok??! Now tell me if that scared you or not??!!

grrr!! :€

 

[EmilyNats]

You look just like my favorite ex! <3

 

[joefizz]

Joe you are crazy,but you are a great person,and I do not mean crazy in a bad sense,for you like to have fun,and it seems as if you will go to great lengths to be funny,going beyond where no person has gone before,like star trek,but that is a good thing,for you love people and want them to be happy with your humor.

All I have to ask is does Robin Williams have anything on you,for he may not if you actually went in to that line of field,and were worldly.

God bless you joefizz,for you have a great attitude.

Well I have watched all 3 Aladdin's though I have watched work of other comedians,but no my humor and craziness comes naturally or as Hank Williams jr. would say"it's a family tradition!

 

[joefizz]

You haven't seen crazy!

 

[joefizz]

Just finished eating tar.

 

[joefizz]

Have you washed today?

 

[joefizz]

Let's eat some hats!