The Terrible Advice Thread

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Comb your hair as best you can then intentionally mess it up right before going out into public,it's all the rage these days!
 
Go up to random people and say..."I am a normal person are you normal too"?
 
Go on through every drive thru in your town and say,"Vegetarians are awesome"!
 
Go into a bat cave and say"is anyone here" and expect bat man to show up.
 
When pulled over by the police, say *hic* after every third word and follow it with "Yeth thir, occifer!" :D
 
If you want some wholesome family entertainment,play wolfenstein there is absolutely nothing offensive or stomach wrenching in that game.
 
Don't watch last man standing the series it's about zombies,play last man standing thethough game though it's about family values and morals.
 
For a really good haircut use a Stihl weed eater with steel blades...make sure and max rpms so it cuts smooth...
 
For women...to stop unwanted leg hair use a generous amount of Paramitol or Roundup brush and weed killer on your legs......no need to wash with soap and water....

*disclaimer* All advice on this thread is to be taken seriously......NOT!
 
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