scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

I have to buy a new wig, you go to the restaurant, I will met you there!

how will I recognize you?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

how will I recognize you?

I’ll be the one smiling at you, dearie

 

[joefizz]

I’ll be the one smiling at you, dearie

So everyone else will be frowning at me?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

So everyone else will be frowning at me?

No they would never do that

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

how will I recognize you?

I’ll be the one with my false teeth in a glass on the table

 

[joefizz]

No they would never do that

so you know everyone else?

 

[joefizz]

I’ll be the one with my false teeth in a glass on the table

Who bought you the glass?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

so you know everyone else?

They’re all paid actors and actresses

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Who bought you the glass?

Oops I mean my glasses – all the better to see you with my dear

 

[joefizz]

They’re all paid actors and actresses

I can't associate with broke people!(hahaha hahaha hahaha)

 

[joefizz]

Oops I mean my glasses – all the better to see you with my dear

I hope you're not hungry like the wolf!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I can't associate with broke people!(hahaha hahaha hahaha)

What about broken people

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I hope you're not hungry like the wolf!

Actually I have a huge appetite and this dates gonna cost ya heaps haha

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

They only let me out on weekends

 

[Deade]

Oh my, and it is the Weekend!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Oh my, and it is the Weekend!
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HAHAHHAHAAHAHHA You’re so lovely Deade lol

 

[Bella37]

Oh my, and it is the Weekend!
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Sure its the weekend, cause I looked on the Calendar silly!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Drooling into my food brings me joy

 

[Ugly]

Drooling into my food brings me joy

*Finds that believable

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

*Finds that believable

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