scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[HisUnfailingLove]

Wanna try my capsicum spray?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Take a peep inside my bag of arsenals

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I like to eat moths

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I’m only an alcoholic on weekends

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I have skeletons in my closet – real ones

 

[Bella37]

Can you take me to see some warthogs

Sorry, no can do, I only have warts, no hogs!

 

[Bella37]

I have skeletons in my closet – real ones

Is that what the smell is, I'm so relieved its not the air freshener!

 

[Bella37]

I’m only an alcoholic on weekends

I knew that, bcause its the only time of the week, that you giggle!

 

[Bella37]

I like to eat moths

You look like a frog mouth toad, no wonder!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I have many glorious delusions

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

You look like a frog mouth toad, no wonder!

I love your compliments and I love you too

 

[Bella37]

Wanna try my capsicum spray?

No thanx, I'll wait for dinner!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I knew that, bcause its the only time of the week, that you giggle!

Well it must be the weekend everyday hahahahhhaa

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Smoking is good for the lungs

 

[Bella37]

I have many glorious delusions

I just have bad dreams, so get out of my dream, NOW!!!

 

[joefizz]

You look like a frog mouth toad, no wonder!

She's not big mouth milly bass?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Is that what the smell is, I'm so relieved its not the air freshener!

That lovely smell is my new deodorant, it’s made from strained skunk

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

She's not big mouth milly bass?

My big frog mouth helps me to slurp my food

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I just have bad dreams, so get out of my dream, NOW!!!

Some may say I’m their worst nightmare haha

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Where are all the lovely insects?