scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

Where are all the lovely insects?

if they were all green they are inside your nose.

 

[joefizz]

That lovely smell is my new deodorant, it’s made from strained skunk

You didn't want extra strength?

 

[Bella37]

Smoking is good for the lungs

I only smoke when I'm angry, it comes outa my ears!!!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I like to beg for my food

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I only smoke when I'm angry, it comes outa my ears!!!

It comes outta my nostrils with fire haha

 

[joefizz]

I like to beg for my food

Beg at the pound then.

 

[Bella37]

Where are all the lovely insects?

They are hanging outa the side of your frog mouth!!!

 

[joefizz]

It comes outta my nostrils with fire haha

I wondered what that burnt smell was...

 

[Bella37]

It comes outta my nostrils with fire haha

Is that why your nic name is the, Old Dragon?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I like to experiment with gamma radiation

 

[joefizz]

I only smoke when I'm angry, it comes outa my ears!!!

Is that how you make your tea?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Is that why your nic name is the, Old Dragon?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

[Bella37]

I wondered what that burnt smell was...

Its just her nose hairs burning!!!

 

[joefizz]

I like to experiment with gamma radiation

you're the jolly green giant?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Beg at the pound then.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

[Bella37]

Is that how you make your tea?

YEP tip me over & pour me out!!

 

[joefizz]

Its just her nose hairs burning!!!

Talk about burn it where you get it.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I wondered what that burnt smell was...

No that’s my tasty cooking

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

YEP tip me over & pour me out!!

HAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHH!

So funny my eyes are watering hahahhahha

 

[joefizz]

No that’s my tasty cooking

Smells like moldy cheese and toilet flambe.