scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[Bella37]

Sorry I couldn't quite understand you from all those rusty fence posts creaking.

Don't make me laugh I will spit out my fish fingers!!!

 

[joefizz]

Don't make me laugh I will spit out my fish fingers!!!

Get your fingers out of your mouth!

 

[Bella37]

I was so hungry, I haven't had food all day!

 

[Bella37]

I have to go now, love & hugs, see later gators!

 

[Bella37]

Get your fingers out of your mouth!

Call me a Mermaid, I'm swimming to my lounge! byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! xo

 

[joefizz]

I have to go now, love & hugs, see later gators!

I'll ship some gators to you.

 

[Deade]

Is yous starin' at me

 

[Milktalk]

Will u hold hands with me with ur feet??

 

[mailmandan]

Will u hold hands with me with ur feet??

Sure, why not. Should I shave them first?

 

[Deade]

 

[joefizz]

I don't like quackers.

 

[WineRose]

 

[joefizz]

I feel so very "flushed".

 

[WineRose]

 

[joefizz]

But I don't have any friends.(lol)

 

[joefizz]

But I don't have any friends.(lol)

Just realized that this»»»lol««« looks like a fighter craft from star wars.

 

[joefizz]

I have two left feet and two right hands.

 

[joefizz]

I can quack like a chicken.

 

[WineRose]

 

[SovereignGrace]

Wanna see my scab collection?