The Ugly Truth

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Pipp

Pipp

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Hi, it's me again with another weird thought to share with you.

So I was scrolling through instagram a little bit ago and saw an old friends pic. I didn't recognize her at first. One of the things I always remember about her is how lovely and dressed up she always looked (we're talking long flowing curled hair, makeup that looked like she was lightly kissed by angels.. ), we'll tonight she was out to dinner with her family and some friends and she had on oversized sweats , no makeup and her hair was messily piled on top of her head. I'm in no way criticizing her...I'm all for comfort, but it made me think... I've seen meme's about how if you want to know what your date really looks like...take her swimming (to wash away all the makeup of course)...

Now , I have a wedding to go to tomorrow, and I sit here writing this I see my Nair covered lip in the reflection of my phone I figure I better issue a warning to guys who may have the wrong idea about ladies.

I'm sorry to inform you, but we aren't perfect. So... here's the ugly truth

Sometimes we have to Nair our upper lips so we don't have that faint lady mustache (at least darker haired ladies)

Sometimes we get zits

If we dont wear deodorant, our armpits will stink

Sometimes we wake up with bad breath

Sometimes...we don't always shave out legs at the first sign of hair growth

Ready for the shocker...

Ladies fart sometimes too

So there you have it... now you know the ugly truth. If you have anything you'd like to add... please do.
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

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I don't understand what the problem is.
 
Pipp

Pipp

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I was just warning some of the fellows that might not already know. These are all natural things, but some might find them unpleasant.
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

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Pipp said:
I was just warning some of the fellows that might not already know. These are all natural things, but some might find them unpleasant.
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I like a woman who has no shame over farts. I say, let er rip.
 
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Ugly

Guest
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Pipp said:
Hi, it's me again with another weird thought to share with you.

So I was scrolling through instagram a little bit ago and saw an old friends pic. I didn't recognize her at first. One of the things I always remember about her is how lovely and dressed up she always looked (we're talking long flowing curled hair, makeup that looked like she was lightly kissed by angels.. ), we'll tonight she was out to dinner with her family and some friends and she had on oversized sweats , no makeup and her hair was messily piled on top of her head. I'm in no way criticizing her...I'm all for comfort, but it made me think... I've seen meme's about how if you want to know what your date really looks like...take her swimming (to wash away all the makeup of course)...

Now , I have a wedding to go to tomorrow, and I sit here writing this I see my Nair covered lip in the reflection of my phone I figure I better issue a warning to guys who may have the wrong idea about ladies.

I'm sorry to inform you, but we aren't perfect. So... here's the ugly truth

Sometimes we have to Nair our upper lips so we don't have that faint lady mustache (at least darker haired ladies)

Sometimes we get zits

If we dont wear deodorant, our armpits will stink

Sometimes we wake up with bad breath

Sometimes...we don't always shave out legs at the first sign of hair growth

Ready for the shocker...

Ladies fart sometimes too

So there you have it... now you know the ugly truth. If you have anything you'd like to add... please do.
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I'm not sure if I object to the title or like it. Hmm...

Nothing I didn't already know. In fact I once knew a girl that seriously tried to convince me girls didn't fart. Ever. That they were physically incapable.
Well, growing up with a mother and two sisters I had Plenty of evidence that wasn't true. Even revealing that tidbit she continued denying it.

And it's also women that deny sweating. Men know that's false too.
 
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Sweetmorningdew78

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Tommy379 said:
I like a woman who has no shame over farts. I say, let er rip.
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Hahahhah this made my day :D I can't give u a rep at this moment :D thank you Tommy :D
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Okay, show of hands: Who saw this thread title and instantly thought it was another GOP thread before reading who really started it? :rolleyes:

I just wish Nair worked for MY facial hair.
 
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joefizz

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Ugly said:
I'm not sure if I object to the title or like it. Hmm...

Nothing I didn't already know. In fact I once knew a girl that seriously tried to convince me girls didn't fart. Ever. That they were physically incapable.
Well, growing up with a mother and two sisters I had Plenty of evidence that wasn't true. Even revealing that tidbit she continued denying it.

And it's also women that deny sweating. Men know that's false too.
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Somehow I just figured Ugly would show up in this thread.
 
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joefizz

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Lynx said:
Okay, show of hands: Who saw this thread title and instantly thought it was another GOP thread before reading who really started it? :rolleyes:

I just wish Nair worked for MY facial hair.
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I thought Pipp was bugging Ugly again lol!
 
stillness

stillness

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stillness said:
As long as your not in a depression you'll go on to find the real Truth lol.
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I take that back, even in a depression we can go on to know the Lord by His Spirit. "Yes though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for You are with me."...
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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stillness said:
I take that back, even in a depression we can go on to know the Lord by His Spirit. "Yes though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for You are with me."...
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I needed to hear that right now.
 
Deade

Deade

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zeroturbulence said:
I needed to hear that right now.
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Zero, think of it this way: When I am weak, I am (He is) strong. 2 Cor. 12:10: "Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong."
 
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joefizz

Guest
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Pipp said:
Hi, it's me again with another weird thought to share with you.

So I was scrolling through instagram a little bit ago and saw an old friends pic. I didn't recognize her at first. One of the things I always remember about her is how lovely and dressed up she always looked (we're talking long flowing curled hair, makeup that looked like she was lightly kissed by angels.. ), we'll tonight she was out to dinner with her family and some friends and she had on oversized sweats , no makeup and her hair was messily piled on top of her head. I'm in no way criticizing her...I'm all for comfort, but it made me think... I've seen meme's about how if you want to know what your date really looks like...take her swimming (to wash away all the makeup of course)...

Now , I have a wedding to go to tomorrow, and I sit here writing this I see my Nair covered lip in the reflection of my phone I figure I better issue a warning to guys who may have the wrong idea about ladies.

I'm sorry to inform you, but we aren't perfect. So... here's the ugly truth

Sometimes we have to Nair our upper lips so we don't have that faint lady mustache (at least darker haired ladies)

Sometimes we get zits

If we dont wear deodorant, our armpits will stink

Sometimes we wake up with bad breath

Sometimes...we don't always shave out legs at the first sign of hair growth

Ready for the shocker...

Ladies fart sometimes too

So there you have it... now you know the ugly truth. If you have anything you'd like to add... please do.
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LightBright

LightBright

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Wait i thought girls with messyish hair and sweats were kinda adorable? Just me? Am i that weird? Anyways yea i grew up around girls so yea your right you guys suckkkkk xD. Seriously though we shouldn't expect you guys to be perfect at all, i had a crush on a girl who had like a faint mustache thingy lol i always talked about her, in a frand kinda way. Girls are cool but if anyone, especially a Christian, expects perfection they are just slow. I mean think about it girls don't draw on their face for fun....welll some do but you get the point the only thing that annoys me is when you act like you're perfect until you feel like we like you or whatevs then you just give up on life xD be honest with me from the beginning and we'll be totally fine, or those super insecure one where they're all " i look like a dude without makeup" and they show you and you're like....." Barely changed fam" like unless you're doing like contour or whatevs you'll look about the same unless you go overboard like those girls who look like they have 3 year olds throwing boxes of crayons at their face. Seriously tho.....if your head is a different color then your neck or you go into the contour crap you need to calm down fam just chill it's never that real lol
 
WineRose

WineRose

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Good thing I have a woman's shaver near my desk at all times!
 
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