A proper roast for LighthouseJohn

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christiancollegegirl

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Uh huh, sure. Uphill both ways in the snow and barefoot.
 
resurrection33

resurrection33

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When I was a boy, I walked twenty-five miles to school and twenty-five miles back, carrying my brother over one shoulder and my sister over the other.
 
pickles

pickles

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Hi John, I have a cane with a horn with your name on it!
Smiles and God bless, pickles
 
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lighthousejohn

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pickles said:
Hi John, I have a cane with a horn with your name on it!
Smiles and God bless, pickles
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Beep Beep! Watch out, I'm hobblin thru!

John
 
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christiancollegegirl

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resurrection33 said:
When I was a boy, I walked twenty-five miles to school and twenty-five miles back, carrying my brother over one shoulder and my sister over the other.
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Why couldn't they just walk too??
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Could have been worse. they could have had no feet!
 
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christiancollegegirl

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I bet that if you'd asked nicely, John would have made y'all a snazzy pair of cardboard skeaks. maybe even dress shoes for the girls.
 
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lighthousejohn

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christiancollegegirl said:
I bet that if you'd asked nicely, John would have made y'all a snazzy pair of cardboard skeaks. maybe even dress shoes for the girls.
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Hah! Now youv'e done it. You have exposed my underground business. Now that the secret is out I will have to start paying taxes which means I have to raise the price of my sneaks.

 
resurrection33

resurrection33

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lighthousejohn said:
Hah! Now youv'e done it. You have exposed my underground business. Now that the secret is out I will have to start paying taxes which means I have to raise the price of my sneaks.
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Not before paying your debt to society, my friend.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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I just bought a new refrigerator. How many pairs would that make?
 
Clement

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We didn't get any party for the new refrigerator :/
 
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christiancollegegirl

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I bought it for the party, silly!
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Where else are we gonna keep the roast? It can't stay out on the counter. The flies would get on it and it'll go bad.
 
Clement

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hmm ..

btw, where have u been? I haven't seen u for some time .
 
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