I'm not the girl for you.

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You shouldn't dismiss the fat guys...... they are loyal.

I heard that short and fat is where it's at.

Sorry but i gotta dismiss fat guys cause i may know where the light switch is but i donz wanna over use it.
Plus guys dont have to be fat...a lil more than skinny is acceptable for me but not fat
 
Sorry but i gotta dismiss fat guys cause i may know where the light switch is but i donz wanna over use it.
Plus guys dont have to be fat...a lil more than skinny is acceptable for me but not fat

That sweet spot in between is a rare breed in a world of carbs and sissies.
 
If you are into polyamory, I am NOT the girl for you. If you are not looking for marriage, I am NOT the girl for you. If you have female friends (after we are seriously dating) I am NOT the girl for you.
 
If you ignore me, I am not the girl for you. That is the worst thing a man can do to a woman aside from cheating.
You are spot on about the ignoring thing. Just man up and tell a woman you aren’t into her rather than waiting weeks to talk to her. If a man can go weeks without talking to me, I am obviously not on his priority list of women he wants to potentially date.
 
If you don't like hairy men... I'm not the girl for you.
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If you want a tanned woman, I am NOT the girl for you. I like my ghostly white face and avoiding skin cancer.
 
If you are a materialist who fancies expensive clothing, jewelry, automobiles and other social status symbols (whether you can pay for them or not)...If you are not vegan and would not consider it...If you judge the truth of something by it's popularity... If you watch much television, or read garbage magazines, or need to know the latest fashion, gossip etc... If you hate classical music...If you feel the need to publicly put me down OR to put other women down...If you can't let me cook or help cook(sorry, I've been doing it for years and am not about to give up this basic skill just so I can be dependent on your cooking and your choices)...If you are unhygienic...grossly overweight...If you use addictive drugs... ...I'm not the guy for you.
 
If you are a materialist who fancies expensive clothing, jewelry, automobiles and other social status symbols (whether you can pay for them or not)...If you are not vegan and would not consider it...If you judge the truth of something by it's popularity... If you watch much television, or read garbage magazines, or need to know the latest fashion, gossip etc... If you hate classical music...If you feel the need to publicly put me down OR to put other women down...If you can't let me cook or help cook(sorry, I've been doing it for years and am not about to give up this basic skill just so I can be dependent on your cooking and your choices)...If you are unhygienic...grossly overweight...If you use addictive drugs... ...I'm not the guy for you.
This is the wrong thread for your post. There is a thread titled “I’m NOT the Guy for You”. Perhaps you had a joint before posting and did not realize this was a woman’s thread.
 
This is the wrong thread for your post. There is a thread titled “I’m NOT the Guy for You”. Perhaps you had a joint before posting and did not realize this was a woman’s thread.
Haha. Did you draw that conclusion about the other males who posted in this thread also? Look, male posters! This female assumes if you posted in this thread, you were roasted at the time! LOL! New addition: If a female exhibits the use of both scorn and a willingness to throw a cheap shot through that scorn, ostensibly through some logic but really a result of a rather heavy bias and associated scorn then...I'm not the guy for you, or you're not the girl for me. :)
 
Haha. Did you draw that conclusion about the other males who posted in this thread also? Look, male posters! This female assumes if you posted in this thread, you were roasted at the time! LOL! New addition: If a female exhibits the use of both scorn and a willingness to throw a cheap shot through that scorn, ostensibly through some logic but really a result of a rather heavy bias and associated scorn then...I'm not the guy for you, or you're not the girl for me. :)
If a man can not appreciate sarcasm when he reads it or hears it, I am NOT the girl for him.
 
If a man can not appreciate sarcasm when he reads it or hears it, I am NOT the girl for him.
Now that we've established that(not that I'm actually agreeing with your characterization, rather just the conclusion), you can put me on ignore. We are terrible for each other. :)
 
Now that we've established that(not that I'm actually agreeing with your characterization, rather just the conclusion), you can put me on ignore. We are terrible for each other. :)
I could not agree with you more that you and I are not well suited. However, I don’t use the ignore function. I rather like reading posts I dislike and getting riled. It jolts the adrenaline. Feel free to place me on ignore, instead.
 
If you seek a graceful, elegant, dolled-up, Miss Priss Southern Belle, I would sadly disappoint you. :p

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Because I'm a carefree, high-spirited, oft-times clumsy, ditzy, hot mess of a gal. (But I'm fun!) :rolleyes:

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