...After all, all he did was string together a lot of old well-known quotations.

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jwsavedbychrist

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#21
"It's SO FLUFFAY!!!!" -Despicable Me.
 

AsifinPassing

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"What? You're going to come to man's wedding, eat his food, drink his drinks, enjoy his party, and NOT be in the photo?! ...You're ridiculous." -the photographer from my friend's wedding
 
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ex-Ranger

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#23
"learning to fly is simple all you have to do is throw your self at the ground and MISS" -Douglas Adams (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)
 
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Mulehide

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#24
"learning to fly is simple all you have to do is throw your self at the ground and MISS" -Douglas Adams (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)
Hahaha love it :D
 
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ex-Ranger

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#25
its not a quote but its funny and i think yall will like it
its a convo that took place when i was in the army

battle buddy- HEY i got a idea
me- uh oh(hes known for DUMB ideas)
battle buddy- no no its a good 1 all we have to do is go to wall mart and act like we hear voices when they make a announcement on the intercom
me- okay...i guess ill do it
battle buddy- haha YES
(we go to wall mart and act like we hear voices when they make a announcement on the intercom and are promptly escorted off the premises where we are met by the cops who writes us a ticket for "disturbing the peace")
(back in the car) me- DUDE we almoast got arrested
battle buddy- HAHAHA i know but it was FUNNY right
me- im never listening to your STUPID ideas again
battle buddy-aw it wasn't that bad
(he did it again at the SAME wall mart the next weekend with another battle buddy and they were arrested, i had to bale them out)
me- still funny?
battle buddy- DUH!!! now its hilarious!!
me- u owe me big time

hope yall like it
 
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Rissa77

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#26
In an article about Yoo-hoo's nutritional false advertising, ingredients of the product were listed,

Ingredients: Water, dairy whey, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, non-fat milk, cornsyrup solids, cocoa processed with potassium carbonate, soybean oil (partially hydrogenated), sodium caseinate, salt, tricalcium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, xanthan gum, guar gum, mono and di glycerides, vanillan, lecithin, calcium ascorbate, natural flavor, vitamin A palmitate, niacinamide, vitamin D, riboflavin.

With this comment from the author below:

Correction: Initially, an "m" was missing from the ingredients list so that it read, "non-fat ilk." I sort of regret the error.

lol
full article is found here. good website, by the way.
 

AsifinPassing

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"What was it? Was it a giant jar? What did it have in it? Pickles? Where's the giant jar of pickles?!" -Bob from 'Monsters vs Aliens'
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#28
My good opinion once lost, is lost forever.-- Mr. Darcy
 
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ex-Ranger

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#29
"Veggytales makes me hungry" -monfang from cc-