scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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If you’re my most squishy stubby intimate friend you must become my ultimate intimate traitor. I can quote it in the psalms. Did i betray you?? That means we’re intimate!! Hallelujah!
 
loverofjesus27 said:
If you’re my most squishy stubby intimate friend you must become my ultimate intimate traitor. I can quote it in the psalms. Did i betray you?? That means we’re intimate!! Hallelujah!
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*As I plunge the knife into your back and give it a good twist*
”Can we be friends? Or at least frenemies?”
 
loverofjesus27 said:
after i get out of the emergency room with medicine and everything.
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Sure, it takes a lot of pain killers to tolerate me- you’d have to be in a semi conscious state. You could take them as a preventative measure for my future attack. ANTICIPAAAAAAATION *singing off key*.
 
I want Will Ferrel to cow bell at my next family dance party !! This was a good one !
 
I am about to exterminate all the phoric flies in my house with a vacuum cleaner and without mercy,wanna join me!?(seriously doing this today)
 
Can you fart the alphabet too? From 100 to 100 how filthy is your mouth?
 
The devil tells me i don’t have a chance with you. You belong to someone else.
 
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