the official kick thread...

[Clement]

oops . my plate fell down .

 

[wwjd_kilden]

no worries
catch!

*throws another plate to Clem*

 

[resurrection33]

Put your thumb on the table, only the outer joint. Place the bottom part of the plate towards it. same with the knife and fork,
they can be on one side each (knife on right) or both on the right side. glass just above the knife.

That is very good, Astrid, but first you need to wash you hands and put on some freshly laundered white gloves.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

well of course

also, the plate should be warm if dinner is served, and the cutlery always newly polished with a soft cloth so they maintain their shine

 

[resurrection33]

Astrid, you are an expert.

Clement, I hope you are writing this all down.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

thank you

yes, you better make notes for when we have our dinner party

 

[resurrection33]

Table manners are important.

The top quarter of your napkin should be tucked neatly under the neck of your shirt.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

did we remember to get some wine to serve with the food?

 

[resurrection33]

did we remember to get some wine to serve with the food?

No, always serve orange pop.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

I would rather have plain water then, if we have

 

[resurrection33]

I would rather have plain water then, if we have

This is an unusual request.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

I usually have tap water to drink beside my dinner

 

[resurrection33]

* Asks the servants if they have any tap water *

 

[Clement]

That is very good, Astrid, but first you need to wash you hands and put on some freshly laundered white gloves.

it should be done with a high quality anti - bacterial hand wash .

 

[Clement]

I usually have tap water to drink beside my dinner

is the tap water hygienic and clean for consuming?

 

[christiancollegegirl]

It is here. What about there?

 

[Scotty]

We live in a city so small, that we're actually advised to drink bottle water! haha

 

[wwjd_kilden]

is the tap water hygienic and clean for consuming?

yes, water quality in Norway is high, we have lots of reservoirs

 

[Clement]

but , are they pure for drinking?

 

[resurrection33]

I also was concerned about Astrid’s reference to tap water.

From now on we will not allow tap water into our houses. We will use bottled water for all things, including cleaning the house.