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Tommy379

Tommy379

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Jewel5712 said:
Btw..i thought you already had your eyes set on someone? ;)
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No, that's why I waste all my time on cc.
If I could find a redheaded midget stripper/hairdresser named tiffany, you wouldn't see me here no more.
 
Jewel5712

Jewel5712

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Tommy379 said:
No, that's why I waste all my time on cc.
If I could find a redheaded midget stripper/hairdresser named tiffany, you wouldn't see me here no more.
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So..youve told me before..lol..ill keep my eyes open though for you..lol
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

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Jewel5712 said:
So..youve told me before..lol..ill keep my eyes open though for you..lol
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I appreciate it. I just have a thing for pshyco women, and that combo is the motherload.
 
Jewel5712

Jewel5712

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Tommy379 said:
I appreciate it. I just have a thing for pshyco women, and that combo is the motherload.
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I wouldnt give a gun to my bride if she was a psycho woman! Lol..gotta say though..if you did..hope you like living life on the edge..lol
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

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Jewel5712 said:
I wouldnt give a gun to my bride if she was a psycho woman! Lol..gotta say though..if you did..hope you like living life on the edge..lol
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It would be so romantic to have a woman who might bust a cap in me. I love to argue too.
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Just in case y'all thought I'd never made a seeriyus reply to this thred.... :sneaky: (and of course you can only read a third of it because of the new format :()

zeroturbulence said:
I can cook (and I like doing it)
I can clean pretty much anything
I love a home that is neat and organized
I can detail cars really well
I can sing
I can draw
I studied pharmacy so I know some things about medicine
I studied nutrition and I always enjoy learning more about it
I like working out
I like spending time at the beach
I like sightseeing
I like shopping
I like taking leisurely drives in my convertible (and wish I had someone to share the experience with)
I play drums
I love photography
I sometimes write poems (see my blog)
I used to be a graphic artist
I love good design
I know a bit about cars and can usually diagnose car problems
I can fly a plane (and have flown one)
I can install a ceiling fan
I can install blinds
I can trim trees with a chainsaw
I can fix a leaky faucet
I like cats (and dogs, but mostly cats..)
:rolleyes:
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Lynx

Lynx

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Yeah I remember that one.

Sometimes I wish I could use a chainsaw, but it makes me nervous. One little mistake and my insides are on the outside...
 
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toinena

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I think I'd rather marry a man with a Glock than chainsaw. Chainsaw massacre comes to mind. I wouldn't like to clean up after that.
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

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Tommy; smooth, rich, and satisfying.

Remember, he can remodel your kitchen, fix your car, comes with his own toolbox, cooks meat, and will melt your heart.

Tommy, your own personal armed security.

Tommy, he has a job.
 
Jewel5712

Jewel5712

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toinena said:
I think I'd rather marry a man with a Glock than chainsaw. Chainsaw massacre comes to mind. I wouldn't like to clean up after that.
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Dont have a chainsaw but circular saw :) i love my tools!
 
Jewel5712

Jewel5712

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Tommy379 said:
Tommy; smooth, rich, and satisfying.

Remember, he can remodel your kitchen, fix your car, comes with his own toolbox, cooks meat, and will melt your heart.

Tommy, your own personal armed security.

Tommy, he has a job.
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Hey Tommy..give anyone any tickets lately? Lol
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Tommy379 said:
No, that's why I waste all my time on cc.
If I could find a redheaded midget stripper/hairdresser named tiffany, you wouldn't see me here no more.
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I used to know a redhead stripper named Tiffany. She wasn't a midget though.
 
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