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*returns riding the horse*

Maybe the man likes the cheese? I've seen people eat some fairly strange things
 
Okay, you can cook.

I will have a piece of grilled chicken, baked potato, peas, salad, a roll.

Am I required to leave a tip?
 
resurrection33 said:
Can he cook American food?
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I didn't know one can 'cook' American food.

I thought you just take the phone and order it.

Then, some large factory plant produces with several genetic chemical processes something that is called 'beef'.

Then a company called UPS or DHL deploys an Americal build hypersonic scramjet to deliver the beef to the bunny factory. There, they have many rabbits to produce something that could resemble bread, if you use your imagination. They have even invented a special name for it, named after the rabbits that are used: "bun". How the rabbits are involved in the production proces is still classified.

At the same time, a rich industrial, aka 'farmer', orders some lettuce at a plastic producing company somwhere in China. They use their new Shenzhou rocket to deliver the lettuce (with Fresh-label of course) to the bunny factory.

Meanwhile, an inventor arrives at the same time with his special ingredient: biological ketchup. He manipulated the tomatoplant, by changing its DNA, to make sure it grows ketchup instead of tomatoes. To make the transport more comfortable, the plants (ketchupplant - plantus ketchuppus in latin) also grow a handy plastic bin to store the ketchup during transport.

When all the items are arrived in the bunny factory, a special automatic CAD-CAM machine designs the burger as requested by the client. They come in all shapes: tower (known as Big Tower Mac), Double tower (known as Big Double Tower Mac), or even the triple tower (known as guess what: Big Triple Tower Mac). The bunny factorry won an originalty award for their inventive names.

When the design has been loaded into the Splash machine, this final machine 'splashes' the ingredients tastefully together. It wraps the delicious and healthy burger in a used (yes, they do recycle) box, preferably one that had the same type of burger before (we don't wanna mix flavours).

With a well aimed shot, a professional F-15 pilot drops the box riiiiight into chimney. Thanks to a smart guiding system - developed for peaceful reasons - the accuracy is 95%.

I missed the cooking part in that story.
 
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