69 Yr. Old Begins Legal Action to Have Age Reduced To 45 To Attract More Women on Tinder

[BaptistBibleBeliever]

Daily Mail ^ | 11/7/18 | Charlie Moore

A 69-year-old Dutchman is battling to legally reduce his age by 20 years so he can get more work and attract more women on Tinder. Emile Ratelband argues that if transgender people are allowed to change sex, he should be allowed to change his date of birth because doctors said he has the body of a 45-year-old. Emile Ratelband is a 69-year-old positivity guru famous in the Netherlands. The motivational speaker is suing his local authority after they refused to amend his age on official documents.

 

[blue_ladybug]

 

[maxwel]

He may have a case.

Once we've taken the first steps in setting legal precedents (which constitute official government policy) to override empirical science with mere opinion and preference, we're on a slippery slope to lunacy.

And those first steps have already been taken.


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[7seasrekeyed]

 

[BaptistBibleBeliever]

Ooooh! Creepy uncle Joe!

Decency prevents showing any of the youtube videos of him around female children and wives.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Ok, i saw the video. All this guy has to do is grow his hair long and grow a beard and he will be set. Women will be breaking down his door.

 

[BaptistBibleBeliever]

Let me tell you what is rough. I am 65. My mom is 84. Whenever I am out in public with her, people come up to me and think she is my wife.

Yea, she looks young . . . but I don't look old!

 

[Miri]

Had to laugh at the irony of the judge who said if we
change his date of birth it would delete 20 years of his
former life.

Doesn’t that also apply to transgender who change sex.
They delete the whole of their former life,

 

[BaptistBibleBeliever]

I guy convicted of a crime could have his age changed to 14 so that he could claim that he is now a juvenile and that his records should be sealed. And get off with a stern lecture.

 

[maxwel]

I guy convicted of a crime could have his age changed to 14 so that he could claim that he is now a juvenile and that his records should be sealed. And get off with a stern lecture.

"Yes officer, I know I was speeding, but I identify as a 12-year-old...
you'll have to give that ticket to my parents."


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[Miri]

Maybe if I say I am 10. Santa will bring me loads of presents!

 

[7seasrekeyed]

dude looks his age. obviously in the first stages of brain deterioration

 

[Jennie-Mae]

This meaning I can get my age fixed so I can retire now?

 

[BaptistBibleBeliever]

And you can get your age fixed so that you can remain forever beautiful!

 

[Dino246]

The courts still can't fix stupid.

 

[Lillywolf]

He may have a case.

Once we've taken the first steps in setting legal precedents (which constitute official government policy) to override empirical science with mere opinion and preference, we're on a slippery slope to lunacy.

And those first steps have already been taken.


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"YOU BIGOT!" Isn't that the response of the day among those who would insist their desires and mental illness have a civil right to alter reality?

I'd never want to employ the law firm that's taking this nut job's case on. He's asking for a legal right to perpetrate fraud.
If he gets it what should happen after all this publicity that features his face and name, forewarning any tender targets nut job has in mind, the SSA should revoke not only his future Social Security benefits but, bill him for repayment of those he's already received. And that after having him arrested by federal officers for the offense of SS fraud.

Headline #2 Tinder idiot arrested for Social Security fraud. Now claim he's a duck, seeks legal endangered species protection through the courts. PeTA believes him and sends out donation flyers to members. Save our duck!

More news at 11. Don't quack up! This is real.

 

[Lillywolf]

Speaking of nut jobs.
And there are rumors on the Hill that he's going to run in 2020.

“If you want to protect yourself, get a double-barrel shotgun,” Biden said in an interview with Parents Magazine back in February. “You don’t need an AR-15. It’s harder to aim, it’s harder to use, and in fact, you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun.” VP Joe Biden advising women on self protection in their choice of firearms 2013

Joe's obviously never pulled the trigger on a double barrel shotgun or an AR-15

 

[Jennie-Mae]

A double barrel shot gun is nice for protection...that is...if you can carry it around non concealed. Most ladies won’t...it’s more of a lumberjack way of doing stuff.

An AR-15 is nice if you’re gonna protect yourself in your own home. Waiting for the intruder to make his way in before you aim at center mass.

Now, out there, you need a solid piece of handgun. Preferably concealed carry, one you can stuff down in your pocket book. I’d prefer a revolver, but it might could end up too big, so a pistol would have to do the job.

Now, ladies, some target practice, and y’all are good to go❤️.

 

[7seasrekeyed]

Speaking of nut jobs.
And there are rumors on the Hill that he's going to run in 2020.

“If you want to protect yourself, get a double-barrel shotgun,” Biden said in an interview with Parents Magazine back in February. “You don’t need an AR-15. It’s harder to aim, it’s harder to use, and in fact, you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun.” VP Joe Biden advising women on self protection in their choice of firearms 2013

Joe's obviously never pulled the trigger on a double barrel shotgun or an AR-15

yeah. if that dude ever came near me (relax we don't travel in the same circles) I would pull that double barrel on him. would not trust him with out a minimum of at least that much distance from me

he's an old sneaky groper and disgusting

not long ago, he couldn't even board a plane because of his health. what's he gonna use?

 

[Lillywolf]

yeah. if that dude ever came near me (relax we don't travel in the same circles) I would pull that double barrel on him. would not trust him with out a minimum of at least that much distance from me

he's an old sneaky groper and disgusting

not long ago, he couldn't even board a plane because of his health. what's he gonna use?

I think he lets the running for election rumors fly to give his base hope. Look what they have to choose from now. Those re-elected during mid-terms. Then in Florida there's a question as to whether the vote tally that made a Liberal Governor there was legitimate? Can't help but to let that resonate to the Dem's taking the House. Just what they wanted to do so they could impeach Trump for bring America back from the brink.

Creepy Uncle Joe.
He could never win highest office at his age and state of health and with his reputation. We thought we were a laughingstock during Obama's term. That would make us the punch line of every bad political pun for years to come.