Drunk Raccoons, no, Seriously

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Police Assure West Virginia Residents Those Weird Raccoons They Saw are Just Drunk, Not Rabid
The Milton Police Department suspects the animals are getting tipsy off fermented crab apples


It’s hard for raccoons to get their tiny hands on hard apple cider, but the critters of Milton, West Virginia, just found the next best thing.

According to NBC5, the local trash pandas (the Internet’s affectionate pet name for raccoons) are getting drunk off fermented crab apples, which turned boozy after falling off neighborhood trees.
 

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Police Assure West Virginia Residents Those Weird Raccoons They Saw are Just Drunk, Not Rabid
The Milton Police Department suspects the animals are getting tipsy off fermented crab apples


It’s hard for raccoons to get their tiny hands on hard apple cider, but the critters of Milton, West Virginia, just found the next best thing.

According to NBC5, the local trash pandas (the Internet’s affectionate pet name for raccoons) are getting drunk off fermented crab apples, which turned boozy after falling off neighborhood trees.

WHAT??