Last person to post wins!!!

[Poinsetta]

 

[Poinsetta]

Not so fast. I’m a speed bump.

I’m gonna google speedbump. Hang on a sec, wait right there....

 

[TabinRivCA]

I’m gonna google speedbump. Hang on a sec, wait right there....

Wait time is up.

 

[Poinsetta]

Time just started.....

 

[RodB65]

** edited due to pronoun ambiguity **

RodB65 wins !!!

 

[Poinsetta]

I’m Actively winning can’t you see?

 

[TabinRivCA]

I’m Actively winning can’t you see?

I see you're not.

 

[RodB65]

You have a dilemma. You can't win when you come in second.

 

[Poinsetta]

I am crossing a line (8) boom!

 

[RodB65]

** although rodB65s post was excessively ridiculous, he still won **

See there!

 

[Poinsetta]

See you on the other side!

 

[Poinsetta]

See you on the other side!

Finally a correct statement?

 

[RodB65]

No, I will not be next, I will be first.

 

[Poinsetta]

I’m first first

 

[RodB65]

RodB65 sighs deeply, and walks away... Feeling dejected. He looks up briefly to notice that someone has left coffee and m&ms unattended. He looks both ways, grabs them, and runs away quickly.

He wins,... The End!

 

[p_rehbein]

Speed bumps..............still lose

 

[Poinsetta]

Poinsetta decides there’s beauty in this thread, calls Oncefallen and buys the thread. Decides to live there and closes the door.

 

[Poinsetta]

Poinsetta won a room at her friend’s house! Runs with thread in hand.

 

[Poinsetta]

Then she realizes she could go to Disneyland if she wanted too. 😱

 

[RodB65]

No... You can't be stingy with threads!
If you run with the thread, it will snag on something, then the whole thing will unravel and fall apart.