Jajajaja!!! No, children are not dangerous.
I agree with Res. They are dangerous:
- They look adorable, but they do nearly anything you DON'T want them to do
- They say kids provide quality time, but the thruth is: they consume ALL of your time
- They are supposed to come for free, but they cost a fortune! Diapers, food, clothes, presents, ...
- They pretend to be dumb, but they outsmart us every time. They know exactly where the cookies are...
- By the time they get rational, they leave the house
Very dangerous indeed, I'd say