YOU PHARISEE!

[Lynx]

Welcome to the Pharisee Thread! This is the place to let your inner Pharisee run wild and find fault with anything and everything in the previous post, because sometimes it's fun to be silly with nit-picking.

1. Find fault with the last post in this thread.
2. Fault must have some reference to Bible scripture.
3. Fault must be ludicrous.

Example posts:
"I object to your third rule AND to your instruction to be silly! We can't be ludicrous or silly! First Thessalonians, First Timothy, Titus and First Peter all adjure us to be sober."

"I object to your objection! You calling us silly? Matthew 5:22 specifically deals with people calling people fools or Raca (empty headed.)"

"Oh yeah? Well I object to ALL of you Raca's! Bible clearly says we are not to be empty vessels. I'm pretty sure it's somewhere in Matthew 12 but I can't be bothered to look it up right now."

 

[Kojikun]

Welcome to the Pharisee Thread! This is the place to let your inner Pharisee run wild and find fault with anything and everything in the previous post, because sometimes it's fun to be silly with nit-picking.

1. Find fault with the last post in this thread.
2. Fault must have some reference to Bible scripture.
3. Fault must be ludicrous.

Example posts:
"I object to your third rule AND to your instruction to be silly! We can't be ludicrous or silly! First Thessalonians, First Timothy, Titus and First Peter all adjure us to be sober."

"I object to your objection! You calling us silly? Matthew 5:22 specifically deals with people calling people fools or Raca (empty headed.)"

"Oh yeah? Well I object to ALL of you Raca's! Bible clearly says we are not to be empty vessels. I'm pretty sure it's somewhere in Matthew 12 but I can't be bothered to look it up right now."

Ah I think calling people Pharisees is a clear sign your a part of the Illuminati because if you say Pharisees drunk backwards under a fullmoon its sounds nothing like Illuminati but it could if you speak Greek 🤓🧐 Those are my astute well educated conclusions. No need to debate we all know im right 👨‍🔬

 

[LadyInWaiting]

Ah I think calling people Pharisees is a clear sign your a part of the Illuminati because if you say Pharisees drunk backwards under a fullmoon its sounds nothing like Illuminati but it could if you speak Greek 🤓🧐 Those are my astute well educated conclusions. No need to debate we all know im right 👨‍🔬

Kojikun, anime of all forms is clearly art of the enemy. Therefore, anything you say must not be true...because you like anime too much.

 

[Kojikun]

Kojikun, anime of all forms is clearly art of the enemy. Therefore, anything you say must not be true...because you like anime too much.

Ah well if I am correct The Great Aristotle said and I quote "Dont quote me on the internet" ....ha speechless mindblown I assume! Also quoting Genesis Thou shall not steal! So dont steal this stolen quote

 

[LadyInWaiting]

Ah well if I am correct The Great Aristotle said and I quote "Dont quote me on the internet" ....ha speechless mindblown I assume! Also quoting Genesis Thou shall not steal! So dont steal this stolen quote

Aristotle was a Greek. Every good Pharisee knows we shouldn't pay attention to those Gentiles! He was also not a believer. Here is one of his other quotes...
"I'm too full of myself and therefore do not believe in God."

 

[seoulsearch]

Aristotle was a Greek. Every good Pharisee knows we shouldn't pay attention to those Gentiles! He was also not a believer. Here is one of his other quotes...
"I'm too full of myself and therefore do not believe in God."

Seriously, how is it that all of you are here???

How on earth are you all paying for an electronic device, and internet service???? And how is it that you all are able to quote all those fancy schmancy HEATHEN philosophers???

Please, don't tell me you have a JOB or, gasp, worse yet, paid for an education (at a public institution, no less!)

Every good Pharisee knows that only the worst of sinners and those who are in absolute rebellion against God actually WORK for money.

How dare you all be slaves to the greatest of all evils and still call yourself Christians!

And... Dang nab it.

*Seoulsearch realizes she has internet, an electronic device, AND a job.*

Sorry guys, I guess I'm not very good at being a Pharisee, unless being a hypocritical Pharisee counts. (I'm thinking it's at least +10 points.)

 

[Didymous]

You-the author of countless heathen threads promoting tons of godless sin not in the bible! If I had my smiter i'd smite you back to wherever authors of heathen threads come from-probably the third moon of Mormom!!!

 

[JustEli]

shut thine mouth and open thine ears Eli.............



sorry, I failed.

 

[Didymous]

Seriously, how is it that all of you are here???

How on earth are you all paying for an electronic device, and internet service???? And how is it that you all are able to quote all those fancy schmancy HEATHEN philosophers???

Please, don't tell me you have a JOB or, gasp, worse yet, paid for an education (at a public institution, no less!)

Every good Pharisee knows that only the worst of sinners and those who are in absolute rebellion against God actually WORK for money.

How dare you all be slaves to the greatest of all evils and still call yourself Christians!

And... Dang nab it.

*Seoulsearch realizes she has internet, an electronic device, AND a job.*

Sorry guys, I guess I'm not very good at being a Pharisee, unless being a hypocritical Pharisee counts. (I'm thinking it's at least +10 points.)

YOU!!! You sin-laden author of countless threads promoting atrocious sins not found in the bible(but I found them, cuz i'm the greatest theologian on 17 planets), and other wicked stuff I can only name in Aramaic(on the second Tuesday of next week). If I had my godly smiter, i'd smite you back to whatever heck you came from, you infidel doo-doo head!

 

[Didymous]

shut thine mouth and open thine ears Eli.............



sorry, I failed.

YOU!!! You sinful imbiber of eau de twoilett!!

 

[seoulsearch]

YOU!!! You sin-laden author of countless threads promoting atrocious sins not found in the bible(but I found them, cuz i'm the greatest theologian on 17 planets), and other wicked stuff I can only name in Aramaic(on the second Tuesday of next week). If I had my godly smiter, i'd smite you back to whatever heck you came from, you infidel doo-doo head!

Now hold it right there, Sir.

You actually have to CARRY a smiter around with you?

Every good Pharisee knows about the ever-so-handy, instantly-judge-anyone app, "How Smite Thou Art."

Just think of the possibilities: instant smiting, anywhere, anytime, any place, all at the click of a button (because 24/7, instantaneous smiting comes in pretty darn handy these days.)

What?

I didn't see anything in the rules that said we can't help our fellow Pharisees find quicker, more efficient means of being a Pharisee.

 

[Didymous]

Now hold it right there, Sir.

You actually have to CARRY a smiter around with you?

Every good Pharisee knows about the ever-so-handy, instantly-judge-anyone app, "How Smite Thou Art."

Just think of the possibilities: instant smiting, anywhere, anytime, any place, all at the click of a button (because 24/7, instantaneous smiting comes in pretty darn handy these days.)

What?

I didn't see anything in the rules that said we can't help our fellow Pharisees find quicker, more efficient means of being a Pharisee.

I am a proud old testament Pharisee!!!(in a humble way). And I already condemned you twice!!! How dare you speak to me woman!!!

 

[Didymous]

I am a proud old testament Pharisee!!!(in a humble way). And I already condemned you twice!!! How dare you speak to me woman!!!

A perfect O. T, Pharisee like mwa has to carry a smiter, or else those wimpy new testament wannabe Pharisees wont have a perfect example to right their wicked pathetic attempts at being a real Pharisee!!!

 

[JustEli]

how dare u judge me(anyone) I have pretty blue eyes?



im not very good at this.

 

[Didymous]

Because i'm the greatest theologian on 19 planets, I can probably save some of you wannabe Pharisees, but you'll have to write with permanent markers the actual only correct doctrine there is-mine-because your pitiful,, pathetic sinful wannabe Pharisee minds couldn't possibly remember my perfect doctrine-much less not forget it!!!

 

[Didymous]

how dare u judge me(anyone) I have pretty blue eyes?



im not very good at this.

OF COURSE NOT!!!! HOW COULD YOU BE!!!! YOU DIDN'T GO TO MY EXCLUSIVE SCHOOL FOR THE ONLY PERFECT PHARISEES ON 23 PLANETS!!!!! YOU'RE TOO SINFUL TO GET ACCEPTED ANYWAY!!!!!! YOU ALL SHOULD STONE YOURSELVES TO DEATH!!!!!!

 

[JustEli]

Because i'm the greatest theologian on 19 planets, I can probably save some of you wannabe Pharisees, but you'll have to write with permanent markers the actual only correct doctrine there is-mine-because your pitiful,, pathetic sinful wannabe Pharisee minds couldn't possibly remember my perfect doctrine-much less not forget it!!!

well said, ............... can u teach me how to earn my way to heaven?

 

[Didymous]

OF COURSE NOT!!!! HOW COULD YOU BE!!!! YOU DIDN'T GO TO MY EXCLUSIVE SCHOOL FOR THE ONLY PERFECT PHARISEES ON 23 PLANETS!!!!! YOU'RE TOO SINFUL TO GET ACCEPTED ANYWAY!!!!!! YOU ALL SHOULD STONE YOURSELVES TO DEATH!!!!!!

AND BESIDES, ONE OF YOUR EYES IS SMALLER THAN THE OTHER!!!!!!!

 

[JustEli]

OF COURSE NOT!!!! HOW COULD YOU BE!!!! YOU DIDN'T GO TO MY EXCLUSIVE SCHOOL FOR THE ONLY PERFECT PHARISEES ON 23 PLANETS!!!!! YOU'RE TOO SINFUL TO GET ACCEPTED ANYWAY!!!!!! YOU ALL SHOULD STONE YOURSELVES TO DEATH!!!!!!

stone ur selves to death hahahahahahahahahahahahaa

 

[Didymous]

well said, ............... can u teach me how to earn my way to heaven?

I CAN GET YOU IN-MAYBE, BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY GET YOUR FEET BURNED OFF BY HELL BEFORE I FINISH, AND THAT'S IF YOU FAST FOR FORTY YEARS!!!!!!