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Describe one of the best dates you’ve ever been on OR the worst.![]()
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Haha! Light jacket is my favorite part.
My worst and shortest date on record was with this girl who couldn't appreciate John Milton's poetry due to his "misogyny." I couldn't let that one slide. Had to defend my boy.
This was in the first five minutes of us sitting down together.
Haha! Poor thing. She was probably out of breath trying to keep up with you.I'm not going to share a best or worst date, but my first ever date was awkward and a bit funny.
We went to a see a movie and neither of us were into it, so we decided to leave and go see something else. So, I take her hand as we're walking out of the actual theatre room and momentarily forget that she's 4'11'' and I'm not. I could not take those miniature strides, so it was like dragging a child out of a room behind me. It was all downhill from there.But, no we actually dated for a little while and are still friends. lol
Dat’s right. Ain’t nobody puttin ya boi John in a corner.
Ok. That legit made me laugh out loud.I got 99 problems but a Milton hata ain't one.
My worst and shortest date on record was with this girl who couldn't appreciate John Milton's poetry due to his "misogyny." I couldn't let that one slide. Had to defend my boy.
This was in the first five minutes of us sitting down together.
She used that as an excuse for you to get rid of her. She played you like a Stradivarius. Sadly, you'll have to use a dictionary to realize that has nothing to do with the differing layers of the atmosphere.
#Fatso!![]()
One bad date I had was when the man would not stop talking about himself. Droning on and on. 30 minutes in, and I started to plan my escape route. I considered passing out but thought that could go awry with CPR. After that, I wondered if I could call my own phone somehow and pretend my mom needed me to come over and help her organize her closet. I started to plan a new business venture. 21 ways to get out of a bad date and practical tips for faking your own fainting.