Things humans can do that Jesus can't

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zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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I was thinking of some things that humans can do but Jesus can't. Why? Ask my brain because I have no idea.

Add yours to the list.

I'll start:

1. Jesus can't make excuses
2. Jesus can't call in sick
3. Jesus can't get drunk
4. Jesus can't go on dates
 
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We can hold a grudge a lot better.

We can remember things Jesus doesn't know. Like, literally.
 
Humans can do all kinds of terrible things that Jesus can't. And they can also minimize the seriousness of sin and think that God's hatred of our "bad habits" is overreacting.
 
Humans can paint a lot of stuff grey when it's convenient.

"The thing about my God
It sure matters cause
It's black and white"
 
This was supposed to be fun and harmless. Just forget it then. If a mod is reading this, please delete this thread.
 
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