I'd like to see ones like:
Oooops. This was not for your table.
Help me! I am trapped in the ba......
Much better than a burger, huh?!?!?!
The name of your true love is (please leave a big tip for the name of your love).
For dessert, we have ice cream store, next door.
I wondered where I left this.
I also lost a band-aid.
I would laugh at least.