So I bought these pants .............................................
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When I go to cold climates I bring LJ's I buy men's because for some strange reason manufacturers think women are concerned more with fashion than warmth when making Long Jane's.
Of course the man version has that little hidden pocket in front and who wants a draft in winter? So I sew it shut and just for fun buy funny animal patches and sew them inside the flap that I leave alone.
Only I know they're there but on cold days when a sense of humor is needed just the recollection of what's behind my pants fly on those John's is enough to make me giggle.
I figure if I'm ever to fly again and it happens to be winter if TSA asks me to step to a private booth for a strip search someone is going to get one heck of a surprise. Ain't never seen nuthin like that on the front of a woman have ya pal?
Guy or girl TSA agent, I bet they laugh. Or, if I'm wrong, I'll see you around in about ten to twenty.
Of course the man version has that little hidden pocket in front and who wants a draft in winter? So I sew it shut and just for fun buy funny animal patches and sew them inside the flap that I leave alone.
Only I know they're there but on cold days when a sense of humor is needed just the recollection of what's behind my pants fly on those John's is enough to make me giggle.
I figure if I'm ever to fly again and it happens to be winter if TSA asks me to step to a private booth for a strip search someone is going to get one heck of a surprise. Ain't never seen nuthin like that on the front of a woman have ya pal?
Guy or girl TSA agent, I bet they laugh. Or, if I'm wrong, I'll see you around in about ten to twenty.
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When I go to cold climates I bring LJ's I buy men's because for some strange reason manufacturers think women are concerned more with fashion than warmth when making Long Jane's.
Of course the man version has that little hidden pocket in front and who wants a draft in winter? So I sew it shut and just for fun buy funny animal patches and sew them inside the flap that I leave alone.
Only I know they're there but on cold days when a sense of humor is needed just the recollection of what's behind my pants fly on those John's is enough to make me giggle.
I figure if I'm ever to fly again and it happens to be winter if TSA asks me to step to a private booth for a strip search someone is going to get one heck of a surprise. Ain't never seen nuthin like that on the front of a woman have ya pal?
Guy or girl TSA agent, I bet they laugh. Or, if I'm wrong, I'll see you around in about ten to twenty.
Of course the man version has that little hidden pocket in front and who wants a draft in winter? So I sew it shut and just for fun buy funny animal patches and sew them inside the flap that I leave alone.
Only I know they're there but on cold days when a sense of humor is needed just the recollection of what's behind my pants fly on those John's is enough to make me giggle.
I figure if I'm ever to fly again and it happens to be winter if TSA asks me to step to a private booth for a strip search someone is going to get one heck of a surprise. Ain't never seen nuthin like that on the front of a woman have ya pal?
Guy or girl TSA agent, I bet they laugh. Or, if I'm wrong, I'll see you around in about ten to twenty.
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JustEli you are not the only one who has had buyers remorse over pants.
https://www.banterist.com/ebay_dkny_mens_1/
https://www.banterist.com/ebay_dkny_mens_1/
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pants are weird
I never got why so many for women are designed with ...no pockets, flies on the front instead of to the side, either really low slung so when you bend down your butt crack will show, or so high waisted that you might as well wear a onsie.
its so much easier to sew a skirt or dress. Or just wear a sheet..no sewing required.
pants also get snagged and raggedy like jeans have holes in the knees. Actually overall they are pretty labour intensive to care for, sew and size.
I never got why so many for women are designed with ...no pockets, flies on the front instead of to the side, either really low slung so when you bend down your butt crack will show, or so high waisted that you might as well wear a onsie.
its so much easier to sew a skirt or dress. Or just wear a sheet..no sewing required.
pants also get snagged and raggedy like jeans have holes in the knees. Actually overall they are pretty labour intensive to care for, sew and size.
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