I'm really not into objective standards so, as long as she isn't addicted to cat food or meth, I'm ok.
She has to have a daily devotion published by Zondervan.
Brushes her teeth, sometimes, that helps.
I don't like white plates, so white plates is a deal breaker.
No cats that are named after foods.
No horses or neighbors with horses, these are deal breakers.
She has to live within 3 blocks of a church that she doesn't attend.
Also she must drive more than 3 blocks to a church that she does attend. No walking or Bicycling, thats a deal breaker.
Also no sponges in the Bathroom or the kitchen, germ factories and deal breakers.
Um, no black bedsheets, also a deal breaker.
No fish larger than 2 inches or birds with English language capability, deal breakers.
She must have a shiny show head, white plastic is a deal breaker.
She must use NASB, NKJV or KJV. The NIV is a deal breaker.