Love Advice with Dr. Des

[Desdichado]

It's a good joke despite its triteness.

How many are they wanting to install, four or fi... Oh I can't finish such a trite joke.

 

[Tararose]

I'm rather coy with crediting myself, but she's right- it wouldn't have happened without me.

So humble lol
What would the world do without qualified matchmakers and relationship gurus like yourself... no wonder history is filled with so many disasterous romances

The avatar is unique but we dont know if it suits you, having not seen your lovely face yet

 

[Desdichado]

People just don't want to pay for quality service. Bureaucracy chokes the entrepreneur while do-it-yourselfism turns his pockets out.

My face breaks mirrors. This will have to do.

So humble lol
What would the world do without qualified matchmakers and relationship gurus like yourself... no wonder history is filled with so many disasterous romances

The avatar is unique but we dont know if it suits you, having not seen your lovely face yet

 

[UCA4J]

People just don't want to pay for quality service. Bureaucracy chokes the entrepreneur while do-it-yourselfism turns his pockets out.

My face breaks mirrors. This will have to do.

your face breaks mirrors ?
Surely no 😆

 

[Desdichado]

Dr. Des' guide to attracting girls who are out of one's league.

Step 1: Be interesting.

Step 2: Play a lute while batting your eyes.

your face breaks mirrors ?
Surely no 😆

 

[UCA4J]

Dr. Des' guide to attracting girls who are out of one's league.

Step 1: Be interesting.

Step 2: Play a lute while batting your eyes.

who has a lute handy ?

 

[Desdichado]

Lutes bring all the blonde Lithuanian honeys to the yard.

 

[UCA4J]

Lutes bring all the blonde Lithuanian honeys to the yard.

Lithuanian ?
😆 Oh dear.

 

[oyster67]

your face breaks mirrors ?
Surely no 😆

Better to break mirrors than to break hearts!

Glad to see you out and about, mate! How was yer day?

 

[Desdichado]

Break it all!

Better to break mirrors than to break hearts!

Glad to see you out and about, mate! How was yer day?

 

[oyster67]

Lithuanian ?

Watch out for those Baltmisk types!

 

[Desdichado]

Baltic states are funny. I don't know where to place them culturally. They're called Eastern European, but they're more like displaced Central Europeans and Scandinavians.

It's kind of like the Bretons. What are they doing outside of Britain? Inquiring minds want to know!

Watch out for those Baltmisk types!

 

[oyster67]

batting your eyes

with a lute? Sounds masochistic, Dr. Demento!

 

[Desdichado]

Don't knock it 'til you try it!

with a lute? Sounds masochistic, Dr. Demento!

 

[tourist]

Why would you want Cardassian in-laws?

My only good advice there is don't come over if they ask you to help install lights.

How many are they wanting to install, four or fi... Oh I can't finish such a trite joke.

Apparently, it's a light joke.

 

[oyster67]

Baltic states are funny. I don't know where to place them culturally. They're called Eastern European, but they're more like displaced Central Europeans and Scandinavians.

It's kind of like the Bretons. What are they doing outside of Britain? Inquiring minds want to know!

I would place them close to Baltimore.

 

[UCA4J]

Better to break mirrors than to break hearts!

Glad to see you out and about, mate! How was yer day?

hearts should be broken.
My day?
When ?

 

[UCA4J]

Watch out for those Baltmisk types!

baltmisk ?

 

[oyster67]

hearts should be broken.

Romans 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to [his] purpose.

 

[UCA4J]

Romans 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to [his] purpose.

is that the KJV, and, is it being taken out of context ?