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Jullianna

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Ten things you should never say to/ask a lady:
1. Don't you think you have enough shoes?
2. Do you really think you should eat that?
3. How much weight have you gained anyway?
4. My mom doesn't do it like that.
5. You sound just like your mother.
6. Would you like to go to a monster truck rally (haha Grace..couldn't resist)
7. Would you like exercise equipment or a gym membership for your birthday?
8. You look okay. (OKAY is never the correct adjective in this sentence haha)
9. Now be a good little girl and...ANYTHING THAT FOLLOWS IS TOTALLY WRONG :)
10. Your sister is hot.

Ladies, please add your own lists.
Guys, please add ten things women should never say to/ask guys.

The other threads were all so serious. I thought we needed a fun one. :) Play NICE! haha
 
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kiwi_OT

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After spending an hour or so making a really nice dinner and walking into the living room and find them pigging out on junk food.
And when they eat the food, they say "Hmmm Ive had better.."

My answer would be "Would you like a better fist to your face?"


Never EVER disrespect a womans cooking, even if they're happy to admit their awful at cooking, you just never ever go there...
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Ladies, never ask a guy "why do you love/like me?" unless you won't be offended if he seems like he doesn't have a clue.
 
zeroturbulence

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Jullianna said:
Ten things you should never say to/ask a lady:
1. Don't you think you have enough shoes?
2. Do you really think you should eat that?
3. How much weight have you gained anyway?
4. My mom doesn't do it like that.
5. You sound just like your mother.
6. Would you like to go to a monster truck rally (haha Grace..couldn't resist)
7. Would you like exercise equipment or a gym membership for your birthday?
8. You look okay. (OKAY is never the correct adjective in this sentence haha)
9. Now be a good little girl and...ANYTHING THAT FOLLOWS IS TOTALLY WRONG :)
10. Your sister is hot.

Ladies, please add your own lists.
Guys, please add ten things women should never say to/ask guys.

The other threads were all so serious. I thought we needed a fun one. :) Play NICE! haha
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Haha thats an awesome list!
 
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NukePooch

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~looks at her stomach~
Oh, when are you due?
 
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Rissa77

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#5 - I put emphasis on number FIVE!!!

Don't turn a girl down by saying "You're like my sister, or my mom.." There's a way to say you're not compatible with her or that she's too invasive or motherly WITHOUT making reference to a mother or sister. Use a pen knife instead of a hack saw. (saying from experience)
 
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NMsmile

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This is a funny post but all too close to reality!

Here's my shot:
1. It doesn't taste like my mom's...
2. How much do you weigh?
3. What did the mechanic say?
4. Can you help me with my laundry?
5. My mom doesn't like it when ...
6. Can I borrow your shoes?
7. Tell your boss...
8. My mom wants us to go to her house for.... (Christmas, Thanksgiving, 4th of July, ground hogs day...)
9. My ex wants...
10. Can I get a snake?
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Rissa77 said:
#5 - I put emphasis on number FIVE!!!

Don't turn a girl down by saying "You're like my sister, or my mom.." There's a way to say you're not compatible with her or that she's too invasive or motherly WITHOUT making reference to a mother or sister. Use a pen knife instead of a hack saw. (saying from experience)
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But what if its TRUE?
 
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SubCruceSalus

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Jullianna said:
Ten things you should never say to/ask a lady:
1. Don't you think you have enough shoes?
2. Do you really think you should eat that?
3. How much weight have you gained anyway?
4. My mom doesn't do it like that.
5. You sound just like your mother.
6. Would you like to go to a monster truck rally (haha Grace..couldn't resist)
7. Would you like exercise equipment or a gym membership for your birthday?
8. You look okay. (OKAY is never the correct adjective in this sentence haha)
9. Now be a good little girl and...ANYTHING THAT FOLLOWS IS TOTALLY WRONG :)
10. Your sister is hot.
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Instead, gentlemen, we should be saying this to the women-folk:

1. You have enough shoes
2. I don't think you should eat that
3. You've gained 28 lbs., I looked at the scale when you were on it
4. No woman on earth does it like that
5. Like daughter, like mother
6. You're going to a monster truck rally because I had to watch The Notebook
7. I'm getting you a set of exercise equipment and a gym membership for your birthday, no need to thank me now
8. That looks awful
9. Do what I tell you to do
10. Your sister is hot, wish I'd known that sooner

^Joking, of course.... mostly :p
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Ladies...

Never EVER ask a man if something makes you look fat or not.
 
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Jullianna

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NukePooch said:
~looks at her stomach~
Oh, when are you due?
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They rarely find men who spoke those as final words... And when they do find a piece occasionally, it has very rough edges. :)
 
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Jullianna

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SubCruceSalus said:
Instead, gentlemen, we should be saying this to the women-folk:

1. You have enough shoes
2. I don't think you should eat that
3. You've gained 28 lbs., I looked at the scale when you were on it
4. No woman on earth does it like that
5. Like daughter, like mother
6. You're going to a monster truck rally because I had to watch The Notebook
7. I'm getting you a set of exercise equipment and a gym membership for your birthday, no need to thank me now
8. That looks awful
9. Do what I tell you to do
10. Your sister is hot, wish I'd known that sooner

^Joking, of course.... mostly :p
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LOL@ #6 and #10
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Rissa77 said:
You address their issues without relating it to mom or sister. Pen knife!
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Ok :D How about this: "Nobody treats me quite the way you do. No one who's not in my immediate family anyway." :rolleyes:
 
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spokenfor316

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Ok I'm not single, but when I saw this thread, I had to post what my twin sister's boyfriend jokingly said to her yesterday. He said, "Women don't need watches because there is a clock on the stove." Needless to say, he instinctively moved back before she tried to slap him hahaha. And don't try the "Woman, go make me a sandwich!!" line either... unless you enjoy getting "tasty" surprises in your sandwiches! :p
 
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Kooper

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spokenfor316 said:
Ok I'm not single, but when I saw this thread, I had to post what my twin sister's boyfriend jokingly said to her yesterday. He said, "Women don't need watches because there is a clock on the stove." Needless to say, he instinctively moved back before she tried to slap him hahaha. And don't try the "Woman, go make me a sandwich!!" line either... unless you enjoy getting "tasty" surprises in your sandwiches! :p
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But... I was going to use that line as a marriage proposal. I thought you ladies like that kinda thing. *tear*

Anyway, back to topic
Girl to Guy:

1. "You looked taller in the picture"
2. "Oh my goodness... what's that smell?!" (cologne)
3 "Wanna watch Dear John with me?"
 
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NukePooch

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Jullianna said:
They rarely find men who spoke those as final words... And when they do find a piece occasionally, it has very rough edges. :)
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A comedian once put it this way... "Never say a woman is pregnant unless you can actually see a baby emerging from her at that exact moment...and even then it's best to not say anything."
 
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Psalm2713

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ha ha .... question.Is it a bad thing or a good thing when a guy says "You sound like my mom?" to a girl.
 
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