Instead, gentlemen, we should be saying this to the women-folk:
1. You have enough shoes
2. I don't think you should eat that
3. You've gained 28 lbs., I looked at the scale when you were on it
4. No woman on earth does it like that
5. Like daughter, like mother
6. You're going to a monster truck rally because I had to watch The Notebook
7. I'm getting you a set of exercise equipment and a gym membership for your birthday, no need to thank me now
8. That looks awful
9. Do what I tell you to do
10. Your sister is hot, wish I'd known that sooner
^Joking, of course.... mostly