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cinder

cinder

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I think I read that story in my children's bible as a kid, but I had no clue what a foreskin was at the time so I just read that Saul tried to get David killed but David was super awesome and killed twice as many enemies as required.
 
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Kojikun

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cinder said:
I think I read that story in my children's bible as a kid, but I had no clue what a foreskin was at the time so I just read that Saul tried to get David killed but David was super awesome and killed twice as many enemies as required.
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And people get offended when there's violence in movies and books, yet here is gorey disturbing stuff in the Bible lol.
 
Moses_Young

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cinder said:
I think I read that story in my children's bible as a kid, but I had no clue what a foreskin was at the time so I just read that Saul tried to get David killed but David was super awesome and killed twice as many enemies as required.
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Lol. When I read the passage as a child, I knew enough to know it was some sort of skin flap removed from males, but I couldn't understand why something so obnoxious seemed worth so much - 200 to buy a princess?!? I couldn't imagine what king Saul wanted to do with them. I think I ended up imagining that the Israelites must have dried them and used them as currency. :eek:
 
Moses_Young

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Kojikun said:
And people get offended when there's violence in movies and books, yet here is gorey disturbing stuff in the Bible lol.
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Come on, man! They're Philistines. Similar to the stormtroopers on Star Wars. You can kill hundreds of them and hardly anyone will even notice. ;-)
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Yeah it's terrible when your teeth are out of alignment. :unsure:
 
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