The New Ship It Thread

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TabinRivCA

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That sounds nice, but I'm just not sure that I could ever find anyone that's suitable :(:cry:

It's a really long and sad story so I hope you've got time to lend an ear and maybe some advice.

Well, here it goes:

I used to have a boyfriend
But I guess he just couldn't compete
With all of these love-starved men
Who keep clamoring at my feet

Well I could probably find another
But I guess they're just all in awe of me

Who cares? I never get lonesome
'Cause I treasure my own company

Some folks say that I'm "egotistical"
Heck, I don't even know what that means

I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans (hahahaha)

Oh... Lord, it's so hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better lookin' each day

To know me is to love me
I must be one heck of a woman

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can

Yee-haw!

:p
LOL
This was me 30 yrs ago😂
 

tourist

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er whatever lol

I dont really care about captain and tennille they were before my time so dont mock me for my age ok

chill out lady...Im. just playing the game here
I feel like an old timer. I actually prefer the Carpenter's over the Captain and Tennille.

"We've only just begun..."
 

Gardenias

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Wow... do you have a crystal ball or something...So what else can you tell me about myself?

If this is you, mom then you are busted? Cause I'm telling dad...lol:p

Seriously though I really enjoy your posts and think the world of you:)




Well,let's see your fair but steadfast
You like fun and laughter.
You like people like me and your kindly.,
You've got a really big heart.
Wit 🎯 possibly a bored reader🎯 music is chill🎯
Boring job🎯love me and pops🎯ready for an adventure...possibly a romantic one.🎯when you're friends YOU REALLY ARE FRIENDS.🎯honest but not blunt like me🎯gentle spirit🎯have a cat,🎯neat but not obsessive 🎯laid back and easy going but when your pushed ....look out. 🎯Is your hair ginger or blonde.
 

Gardenias

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I feel like an old timer. I actually prefer the Carpenter's over the Captain and Tennille.

"We've only just begun..."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Lol same song I thought of and didn't see this until after hit reply......shame what a tragedy her life was.
 

Gojira

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I wouldn't get too excited bro... This seems to be some kind of female sporting event! You may get eaten alive!
Ha. Funny. Women say PLENTY of things about men, in real life and on this site (we get bashed a bit in the "dating single moms" thread). If they can dish it, they should take it.

Oh yes. I went there.

:p
 

1ofthem

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Well,let's see your fair but steadfast
You like fun and laughter.
You like people like me and your kindly.,
You've got a really big heart.
Wit 🎯 possibly a bored reader🎯 music is chill🎯
Boring job🎯love me and pops🎯ready for an adventure...possibly a romantic one.🎯when you're friends YOU REALLY ARE FRIENDS.🎯honest but not blunt like me🎯gentle spirit🎯have a cat,🎯neat but not obsessive 🎯laid back and easy going but when your pushed ....look out. 🎯Is your hair ginger or blonde.
You got me all pinned down with the exception of the cat and hair color...:)

So I'll have to give you a 98% for that.

But for personality and likeability...You're far above the rest you're a 1000% out of a 100% rating. :)
 

1ofthem

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I wouldn't get too excited bro... This seems to be some kind of female sporting event! You may get eaten alive!
Yes and so true. They don't call me lizard lips for nothing...lol
:p