he never....pfffffft
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and fluffy
But Mary never poked its fur
This made the lamb quite huffy
Mary's lamb was never poked
Not in the least by her,
Mary knew the lamb was comfy
To keep its unpoked fur.
Till upon us came that dark, dark day
Ignored went all the rules.
A finger jabbed in disregard
Said finger belonged to Jules.
Mary cried in disgust
The lamb grimly bleated
To say it's 'huffy' doesn't say it right
The lamb felt much more cheated.
His wool would never be called pristine
The invasion took his dreams apart
What once held hope for an LL Bean sweater
Now became socks at Wal-Mart.
The lamb never was the same again
He hid deep in his hovel.
But he knew revenge would come
After all, he still had the shovel.