yeah, when Buzzzz gets a few years older he's really going to attract a lot of gurlzzzzz with Fly Guy hanging over his shoulder all the time
Click...And now I want to see the Ultimate Fly Killing Championship -- Mr. Miyagi, using his classic chopsticks, vs. JStates, using Lanolin's spoon.![]()
You did hit on one of the great biblical literary themes.Isnt it funny that Jesus never married
I cant imagine him doing so because all the other women might have gotten jealous. I remember one time I tried to start a thread on who would Jesus date and I got a very stern warning from the mods that this was blasphemous. Not on this forum though another one.
Jesus did have girlfriends though, Mary and Martha were both good friends of Jesus.
Oh, I am GOOD at killing flies. The secret is to use a spoon. Thwack! A near flawless method.
Which one? Rachab, the woman at the well, the woman with the alabaster box...You did hit on one of the great biblical literary themes.
It started in Genesis with " it is not good for man to be alone"
Jesus is fully man and fully God at the same time. He is not going to be alone. His "Bride" is the Church. (As described in Proverbs 31)
Not because that we are worthy but because Jesus is.
I happen to like that theme...one I ran into while studying about the biblical prostitute.
Spiders and heights are my biggest fears. I'm hoping to find a gal that loves spider squashing. My three year old niece does, so surely there's a grown up gal out there who likes it too!
I always thought it strange that girls dont like boys and the boy dont like the girls in primary school....but when they go to high school its the boys who chase after the girls. And the girls then start liking them. What has changed. Did the boys become less gross?
Did the girls become less whiny?
yea complete mystery. As far as I know nothing really has changed, The boys just cover up their bad smells with deoderant and the girls just start gossiping on social media instead of giggling and snickering with each other in little girl groups.
Hmmmm.... A little advice. Don't fall for that "King of the Castle" crap. A husband and wife are a united front, Jack and Diane conquer the world! God just holds Jack accountable... Just sayin'![]()
Yea and most of the time it’s the woman who squishes the spider
I was actually looking at the use and symbolism of the term and why it's discussed so much when there are a lot of sins much worse.Which one? Rachab, the woman at the well, the woman with the alabaster box...
Well, who's that man?
Says He's a prophet
Well, I wonder if He's got somethin' up His sleeve
Where's He from?
Who is His daddy?
There's rumors He even thinks Himself a king
Of a kingdom of paupers, simpletons and rogues
The whores all seem to love Him
And the drunks propose a toast
And they say, "Surely God is with us
Surely God is with us"
They say, "Surely God is with us, today"
ohIs primary school, grade school? If so us boys liked girls we just showed it by torturing ya's. We were just conditioning ya for the future so if ya marry us ya know we only torture the ones we like....LOL
Seeing how I have yet to grow up if any gal should ever find that I walk up behind her and give her hair a good yank. Put your phone down no need to call the law. That is merely me taking action to say hey come next Valentines Day, I wanna pass some sweetheart's candies your way shaped like a heart with a message written on them. That says, these candies are sweet but the end result is they will give me cavities. You are sweat and the end result is you will make me to mount up so I can walk on rainbows while I dance in the sun, clothed with the clouds. Be my valentine............LOL
That's because you haven't tried to kiss that face. If you had a husband I bet you would change your mind real fast.I think beards are fine as long as they are washed..it doesnt bother me if a man decides to grow one.