Well its not really about being single, but hopefully it may make you smile... and thats the prupose.. have a good saturday night.
A Paraprosdokian is defined as “ Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous
Situation “
Example : Where there’s a will, I want to be in it !
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
[SIZE=+0]If I agree with you ,we’d both be wrong.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Evening news is where they begin with “Good Evening “ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
Whenever I fill out an application ,in the part that says “In case of emergency ,notify; I put DOCTOR.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they’re cool.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure
You’re never to old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were
And Finally,
”The early bird may get the worm , but the second mouse gets the cheese !!!”
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A Paraprosdokian is defined as “ Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous
Situation “
Example : Where there’s a will, I want to be in it !
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
[SIZE=+0]If I agree with you ,we’d both be wrong.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Evening news is where they begin with “Good Evening “ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
Whenever I fill out an application ,in the part that says “In case of emergency ,notify; I put DOCTOR.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they’re cool.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure
You’re never to old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were
And Finally,
”The early bird may get the worm , but the second mouse gets the cheese !!!”
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