The Banned Game

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Banning Shittim so he don't get embarrassed when I announce who bought all those monkey clothes. Also banning Ruby and Lanolin for encouraging a society full of ugly monkeys.

Jenny Mae earns a get-out-of-ban-gaol free card, for eloquence.
 

shittim

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Banning Moses Young for pointing out how I have not appreciated Jennymaes eloquence.... and grudgingly and temporaily agreeing with her un-ban.....
 
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jennymae

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I can sense a new monkey business idea in the making here.

Miss Monkey Makeup LTD

-If we can’t fix your face, you don’t need one

Banning shittim for not showing up at makeup school. Also banning Moses for probably selling me contraband makeup for my monkey business.
 

Lanolin

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There are no monkeys in Lanolinland sorry miss jennymae, your business wont make it, it doesnt have to be banned, but you wont have any customers.
I mostly have sheep and trolleys full of books

if you can think of a business involving these it might have a chance
 
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jennymae

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There are no monkeys in Lanolinland sorry miss jennymae, your business wont make it, it doesnt have to be banned, but you wont have any customers.
I mostly have sheep and trolleys full of books

if you can think of a business involving these it might have a chance
You sayin’ the sheep ain’t up for no fixin’? I’ll tell you what! Maybe my sheep thrill collection would make them think otherwise? Lol

But them buggies…I don’t know…books don’t sell well from full buggies…ain’t nobody got time for plunderin’ through them.

I think I ban those buggies but not the sheep lol.
 

Lanolin

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You sayin’ the sheep ain’t up for no fixin’? I’ll tell you what! Maybe my sheep thrill collection would make them think otherwise? Lol

But them buggies…I don’t know…books don’t sell well from full buggies…ain’t nobody got time for plunderin’ through them.

I think I ban those buggies but not the sheep lol.
oh well, no cars in Lanolinland, they were all driven into the sea but there might be donkeys or those flinstone pedicabs

sheeps are already beautiful, but...I tell you what, their wool needs cuttin' so if you set up a baa baa shop you'll be set
 
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Banning Jenny Mae for not fixing those sheep already!

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P.S. Don't worry about the monkey contraband. It's practically untraceable.
 
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Banning all sheep, monkeys and dinosaurs. There is no room for them on Noah's ark. Only cats allowed.
 
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Banning Ruby, for making accusations of disliking cats. I only dislike Egyptians, which unfortunately, are intrinsically linked to cats. So the cats have to go by default. Sorry! ;-)

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shittim

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Look out Moses, you might be provoking the tiny puma's of the world...
Banning Moses the cat banner Young-
 
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Banning Shittim for supporting terrorism. Yes. Terrorism. That's how serious your crime is, citizen. You are now certainly on Brandon's list of dangerous patriots. (Cats are linked to Egyptians are linked to terrorists are linked to Brandon - in case that wasn't clear).
 

shittim

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"Brandon"?, the ccp installed buffoon in chief?
Kind of an honor, like martyrdom, it might ensure eternal blessings.
Banning Moses Young for giving clueless joe a recommendation.....:):coffee::giggle:
 
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Banning Shittim, for mentioning the name of he who should not be named a.k.a. Brandon.
 

shittim

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accepting ban from M.Y. for my sin, will do penance and approach the thread when I receive forgiveness.
I will wear sackcloth, red of course, until the angel of justice restores me from my error.
Let's go Brandon:unsure:(y):):coffee:
 
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Ruby123

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Who is this Brandon, is he a cat?
Banning Moses and Shittim for calling their cat Brandon. Who calls their cat Brandon, its a monkeys name :p
 
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Unbanning Shittim and Ruby for seeing the errors of their ways. Also unbanning cats, Egyptians and terrorists. Sadly, Brandon must remain on the ban list until he repents of his crime (the big crime - not all the others, or we'd run out of time).

On another issue - banning Jenny Mae, as just because sheep are banned and don't need fixing anymore, doesn't mean that the horses don't still need breaking.