THE RULES

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May 6, 2011
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Rules:

1) Breathing
2) Legal, but no geriatric
3) Fully Self-functional
4) Cute

what?!?! im going through a dry-spell!
 
Aug 2, 2009
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#22
Ah ha! Now I get it :)

Date no one who:

Wears socks with sandals
I actually tried that once. It was very comfortable. Its ok, I'm in no danger of being considered for a date by anyone anyway. :p
 
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allforfun

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#23
I realized I have more rules than I thought.

They can not have a name of a previous guy I have dated. Sorry Thaddeus of the world, but you are off the table.
They can not have a name similar to my father. Reasons should be clear.
They can not have a personality similar to my sister. I can not describe it, but I know it when I see it.
They can not have a problem with my best friend being a guy.
They can not chew bubble guy like they are getting paid for it.
 
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Maddog

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#24
On the Date rules:

-A movie @ her place is not a first date and definitely a red flag. (she wants something else)

-If the woman drinks on a first date, huge red flag. (alcoholic)

-If she criticizes my clothing for reasons other than the fact that it was made by 3rd world child slave labor, that is a red flag. (overly cirtical)

-If she can't trust that I'm a good driver, that is a red flag (trust issues)

-If she disrespects her parents, that is a red flag (poor form)

-If she is humiliated by the fact that I pray over my food in public, red flag.

-If she doesn't have a favorite book of the Bible, red flag

-If she is trying to sell me something by the end of the date, red flag.
Forgive me, but are you being facetious with some of these rules?
 
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kayem77

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#27
They can not have a name similar to my father. Reasons should be clear.
Lol my brother had a girlfriend with the same name as my mother(first name and second name) . Even a very similar nickname. The name was not even common, so everybody used to tease him with that.


I don't like to set rules because we all know we end up breaking one or more of them, but here I go.

Avoid dating him if he:
- Wears squared shirts with striped shorts. Or double square or stripes. It's too much.
- I'll repeat the sandals with socks rule. Or socks in the beach.
- Hates animals. At least he has to tolerate them to be acceptable.
- Is scared to show his feelings so he has to act tough and very "manly" instead.
- Talks contantly about how a great guy he is while pretending modesty when he is mentioning it.Like the "I lent my friend a thousand dollars but it's not a big deal for me because I'm generous" kind of type.
- Wears more makeup than I do.
- Hates kids.
- Is always saying disrespectful comments about women. This includes the " why is the car in front of me so slow? must be a woman driving..." comment.
- Doesn't work and has no interest in doing so.
- Smokes like a chimney.
- Can't have a serious talk.
- Is happy with a rutinary life.
- Can't take a good joke.

And so many other little rules but a book would be more suitable if I want to write them all.
 
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Jullianna

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#28
Rules:

1) Breathing
2) Legal, but no geriatric
3) Fully Self-functional
4) Cute

what?!?! im going through a dry-spell!
A little drooling is fine as long as she's cute, right? hahaha