can you guys post something funny please?

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HealthAndHappiness

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What's her phone number, my brother is looking for a wife.
So far I learned is that I should wear my hat sideways, be creative with just the pick up line. He had some funny lines with Sophia and Robin.
Go fishing with a remote control truck. The lure should be chocolate. Gotta talk ghetto.
Wear fake gold chains.
Check! 🙄


This reminds me of a big white thug with a blond fro who mugged me with a knife as a teen. 😄
 

HealthAndHappiness

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The other guy w
So far I learned is that I should wear my hat sideways, be creative with just the pick up line. He had some funny lines with Sophia and Robin.
Go fishing with a remote control truck. The lure should be chocolate. Gotta talk ghetto.
Wear fake gold chains.
Check! 🙄


This reminds me of a big white thug with a blond fro who mugged me with a knife as a teen. 😄
Mid teens, downtown college town.
The guy asked for money as I was crossing the street. This was along main Street at right after work at dinner time. When I turned my back on him and got across, he came from behind, slammed me against the wall with one hand and knife with the other.
Right then, I saw my Kung Fu teacher across the street turning the other way. God must have sent him to help me. I was ashamed for not handling the assault myself and handing over the wallet instead of shouting for him, so he didn't see what was happening.
 
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I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
Little Johnny was in Sunday school class. The teacher was teaching on Lot, in Sodom and Gomorrah. When she got to the part about Lot's wife looking back and turning into a pillar of salt. Johnny kept his hand raised and waving it about frantically. Finally the teacher says, " Yes Johnny, what do you want? ". Johnny emphatically responded " When my mom looked back, she turned into a telephone pole! "........ 😂
 

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Dad to Johnny in the mist of a video game: "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was reading every book that he could find."

Johnny replied: "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was president."
 

HealthAndHappiness

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Big Chuck and Little John was a weekend show that featured comedy skits between monster movies in Ohio. It was called Hoolihan and Big Chuck when Hoolihan was the head of it. There was a big ethnic Polish population so they came up with a lot of Polish jokes. I never heard or read of anyone getting offended.

 

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True story:
Started a new job today.
Had an argument with the chaplain.
I’m laughing in disgust.