Your Superpower

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HealthAndHappiness said:
I wasn't a superhero. I was sound asleep at 3 or 4 AM. I was in Texas to help a Baptist church and evangelist with their two week revival.
One night, three men all at once attacked me at my weakest, a deep sleep. Each one held my arms while the other tried to smother/ choke me to death. The Lord helped me utilize techniques that He taught me over the years, through my teachers and special insights, to fight them from my back on the bed. They were standing around me and kept attacking after I threw them away. They finally realized that they were going to die. They were shown mercy after being trashed enough to demonstrate their mortality. Then they were preached the reality of hell and judgement.

I'm not a tough guy. I've just been blessed with training in multiple fighting / combat arts since I was young. The attack in Texas was one of many that occured with no referees or rules, where evil people tried to murder me or mine at various times. It's been a series of major blessings looking back at how the Lord provided protection in major combat scenarios.
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Well, thank God for your self-defense background. After that story, I'm not sure what else to say that would do it justice.
 
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My superpowers are whining and sarcasm....

I can whine and make sarcastic remarks that can disperse any sized crowd.
 
My power would be to make any personal lesson longer than need be. When told don't touch the stove it is hot and you will get burned. I have to touch it three times just to make sure it is a real thing.........LOL So I have the superpower ability to make any short life lesson into a career..........LOL So I keep Johnson's and Johnson's and other various companies in the black so guess my superpower is also I boost the profit margin and the bottom line............LOL So I kill two birds with one stone and hope that I don't kill me in so doing........LOL
 
stilllearning said:
My power would be to make any personal lesson longer than need be. When told don't touch the stove it is hot and you will get burned. I have to touch it three times just to make sure it is a real thing.........LOL So I have the superpower ability to make any short life lesson into a career..........LOL So I keep Johnson's and Johnson's and other various companies in the black so guess my superpower is also I boost the profit margin and the bottom line............LOL So I kill two birds with one stone and hope that I don't kill me in so doing........LOL
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Ditto on LOL
 
Gojira said:
Well, thank God for your self-defense background. After that story, I'm not sure what else to say that would do it justice.
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I posted the Dr Demento archive elsewhere and noticed your funny cameo. ☕😄👍
Nobody messes with giant dinosaurs. You want to keep him on your superhero team.
 
Gojira said:
That might make you a super-villain.
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stilllearning said:
My power would be to make any personal lesson longer than need be. When told don't touch the stove it is hot and you will get burned. I have to touch it three times just to make sure it is a real thing.........LOL So I have the superpower ability to make any short life lesson into a career..........LOL So I keep Johnson's and Johnson's and other various companies in the black so guess my superpower is also I boost the profit margin and the bottom line............LOL So I kill two birds with one stone and hope that I don't kill me in so doing........LOL
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Kinda reminds me how my mama told me
Boy that stove is hot
It wasn't that she didn't want me to eat food
She didn't want me to touch the pot
But she had to reprimand with a backhand
Until finally the message I got
It's still like the last time...

- Katinas
 
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