What do I win?

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Eli1

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That you all for the answers and prizes. You have made a believer out of me.
 

Eli1

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'Time traveler' returns from 2671 to warn of 'disasters' - including in Texas this week

A self-proclaimed time traveller, named @radianttimetraveller on TikTok, states that he's come from the year 2671 with eerie warnings about big disasters looming.

Alaric kicks off his eerie predictions by declaring, "Attention, yes I am a real time traveler, these are major events to come in the rest of 2024." And then, he dives right into the specifics, starting with: "Part 1. February 17: The first ever f6 tornado occurs, hitting Houston, Texas. It destroys almost the entire city, making it the worst tornado in history of mankind."

"March 28: An ancient artifact is found, when touched, it sends you to another universe. It's called 'Pandora's Box', the universes can be very similar, or completely different, like people being dorito shaped. April 2: A 9.8 magnitude earthquake, called Big John, occurs on the San Andreas fault. Soon after this, a 750ft high tsunami hits the California coastline, many large cities are in ruins, including San Francisco."

"May 15: An alien lands on Earth known as 'The Champion', he is here to take 10000 people to another habitable planet. He was here once before and has returned to try to save us from The 47, they will be chosen randomly."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/ne...n&cvid=78e9e819a2b949d4a655ef71e62ae51a&ei=10
 
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if I believe in conspiracy theories?
Like for example let’s say I believe the Earth is flat or that the Moon doesn’t exist and we never went there.
‘What do I win if I believe this? A washing machine? A trip to Jamaica? A vacuum cleaner?
Or something else?

I’ll do it if the price is right. I’m all about these important material things.
you would not win anything untill you truly believe,

You need to re-phrase the question 😊
 

Eli1

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you would not win anything untill you truly believe,

You need to re-phrase the question 😊
Your application has been rejected on the grounds of being off-topic.

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Eli1

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no it was a conspiracy 😁

You will win a prize if you believe it 🤩
Okay, so now that we've done a full circle, what is the prize? This is what i'm asking.
Give me a prize.
 
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All right, i'll take it, and i already told you that i believe about 50% of your conspiracies when you're able to write in English.
ah I see did you use your brain for that remark, or was it the stars that fly around your head.

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Eli1

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ah I see did you use your brain for that remark, or was it the stars that fly around your head.

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Okay, you're getting pretty good with your jokes but why do you start your sentences with a lowercase? Are you short?
Or did you miss any of your elementary school classes?
 
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Okay, you're getting pretty good with your jokes but why do you start your sentences with a lowercase? Are you short?
Or did you miss any of your elementary school classes?
no its just I believe in a grand Finale 😂😋
 

Lynx

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if I believe in conspiracy theories?
Like for example let’s say I believe the Earth is flat or that the Moon doesn’t exist and we never went there.
‘What do I win if I believe this? A washing machine? A trip to Jamaica? A vacuum cleaner?
Or something else?

I’ll do it if the price is right. I’m all about these important material things.
Oh you win something much more prized and sought after than that. You win the smug satisfaction of being aware that you know something the unwashed masses do not know. You gain a feeling of superiority.

This feeling is so important that many people have hated other people for no real reason, piled up mountains of money, done incredibly useless things, all in the pursuit of this feeling. And it will be all yours!

Then you can start fortifying this feeling by building up a confirmation bias, so nobody will ever be able to disrupt your feeling of superiority with mere facts.
 
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Typical futurist.
What if i give you a prize for spelling better and communicating better? Would you take it?
I don't nose 😋, But how about I report how big your nose is and I give you a prize for the best monkey business.

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Typical futurist.
What if i give you a prize for spelling better and communicating better? Would you take it?
How about we make peace and I give you a prize for running the best race 😋