~Chuckle for the Day~

[Karlon]

No matter how busy people are, they're never too busy to stop & tell you how busy they are.

 

[Karlon]

father: "son, why are you always at the bottom of your class"?
son" "it doesn't matter, they teach the same thing at both ends"!

 

[Karlon]

buck: "were you ever married"?
glen: "yeah, but my wife ran away".
buck; "how did it happen"?
glen: "she ran away while i was taking a bath".
buck: "i'll bet she waited years for the opportunity"!

 

[Bingo]

 

[Zandar]

this is me by the way

 

[Zandar]

Me when I see a squirrel climb out of my truck frame.

 

[Lynx]

this is me by the way

Moi aussi (me too.) My current phone cost a whole $109, new. And it works pretty well for what I need.

 

[Karlon]

a minister said, "if absence makes the heart grow fonder then a lot of people must love our church".

 

[Zandar]

There was a guy from L.A. that rode a bus out to the mountains. He got in that good, clean mountain air and fainted. They had to bring him to the back of the bus to breath the exhaust fums to bring him around.

 

[Zandar]

 

[Zandar]

People are still talking about using VR but it still messes with your head no matter how many generations have tried it.

 

[Zandar]

 

[Zandar]

 

[Zandar]

 

[Bingo]

 

[Karlon]

husband: "ouch, i bumped my crazy bone".
wife: "well, comb your hair right and the bump won't show".

 

[Zandar]

 

[Lynx]

Soooooo many video games are "protagonist takes a trip through his own mind" these days. It's not getting old. It got old a long time ago.

 

[Karlon]

one pastor said the people in his church would be the first to go up in the rapture. so he gave his reason: "the Bible says, the dead in Christ shall rise first"!

 

[Bingo]

A burglar breaks into a house and starts putting items in his bag and hears "Jesus is watching you!" He looks around in the dark and sees nothing so he keeps shoving valuables in his sack soon again he hears "Jesus is watching you" he looks around sees no one but calls out " whose there" but nothing so he continues his crime pretty soon right next to his head he hears "Jesus is watching you" he looks up to see a bird cage with a big parrot

inside the robber says "who are you?" The bird replies "I'm Moses " the burglar laughs and says, "what kind of ridiculous people name their bird Moses?" The bird replies " the same people who name their Pitbull Jesus" so just remember all you who are thinking about stealing this holiday season Jesus might be watching you!