Give me bad advice...

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Cameron143

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Underwhosewings said:
I just got one starting with,

“Respectfully”

Then the insults, 😂
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We are probably okay until we get one that begins respectfully and with no offense...

But we are definitely in trouble if one ends with...as you are surely aware.
 
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Mem said:
Which, interpreted, is, "can anyone be as clueless as you are?"
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Indeed, my most esteemed colleague, as you are no doubt aware, and in no manner or fashion finding fault or parsing offense, with not the slightest glimpse of umbrage, I in all sincerity, find your remarks to be not the least bit obliging.
Good day sir.
 
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Cameron143 said:
Indeed, my most esteemed colleague, as you are no doubt aware, and in no manner
or fashion finding fault or parsing offense, with not the slightest glimpse of umbrage,
I in all sincerity, find your remarks to be not the least bit obliging.
Good day sir.
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No offense, but you neglected to start your sentence with "Respectfully... "

You dastardly curmudgeon, you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:ROFL:
 
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Cameron143 said:
Indeed, my most esteemed colleague, as you are no doubt aware, and in no manner or fashion finding fault or parsing offense, with not the slightest glimpse of umbrage, I in all sincerity, find your remarks to be not the least bit obliging.
Good day sir.
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I see you are very reticulate, elophent, and so very electrocutionary. I wish that I could speak Cameronese english.
 
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Mem said:
I see you are very reticulate, elophent, and so very electrocutionary. I wish that I could speak Cameronese english.
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It's almost on a par with Elizabethan English, and we know how well loved that is!!! .:unsure::whistle::giggle::devilish:
 
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Mem said:
I see you are very reticulate, elophent, and so very electrocutionary. I wish that I could speak Cameronese english.
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It seems that that the pupil has become his own student.

I'll give you a minute to figure out my cleverly disguised insult.
 
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Cameron143 said:
It seems that that the pupil has become his own student.

I'll give you a minute to figure out my cleverly disguised insult.
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I didn't miss it as much as I just dismissed it ;)
 
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Cameron143 said:
I'm not the one who used the word mendacious earlier.
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Sounds delicious but it is actually pernicious, downright malicious, and almost superstitious - quite boringly repetitious,
how suppositious and officious, their inauspicious piousness pertaining to bookishness; their foolishness is conspicuous!

Respectfully...

:LOL:
 
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Mem said:
Although it does have its errors, I like the CET.
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Hush, child, we are told it is perfect even though it has errors and
has been edited to improve upon its highly esteemed excellency.
 
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Magenta said:
Sounds delicious but it is actually pernicious, downright malicious, and almost superstitious - quite boringly repetitious,
how suppositious and officious, their inauspicious piousness pertaining to bookishness; their foolishness is conspicuous!

Respectfully...

:LOL:
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Now what am I to make of the fact that you didn't begin with respectfully?
 
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Magenta said:
No offense... but I did end with it LOL

It would have messed with my scheme to rhyme .;):giggle:
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How can I successfully navigate the prescribed protocol of using LOL if my comedic method of preference by deadpan? Alas, I've only doomed myself to failure in this choice.
 
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Magenta said:
No offense... but I did end with it LOL

It would have messed with my scheme to rhyme .;):giggle:
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Wow...playing fast and loose with rules we are making up as we go. Is there nothing sacred anymore?
 
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Mem said:
How can I successfully navigate the prescribed protocol of using LOL if my comedic method
of preference by deadpan? Alas, I've only doomed myself to failure in this choice.
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Deadpan works well with .:oops:. and .:cool:.or .:geek:

;):LOL::cool:

And of course, ending with .:devilish:. is open to interpretation but surely shows devilish humor...

And the whistling one... who, me??? .:whistle:. I am innocent, I tells ya!!! .:sneaky:. <= I almost never use that one...
 
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