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[Gojira]

...but the sea monster living there has scared most of the people away.

 

[Mem]

So, the sea monster went to the library to check out Dale Carnegie's book, How to Stop Worrying and Start Living (1944) to put on his coffee table which people kept mistaking for a picnic table and then would run screaming when he'd welcome them to his home. And, seeing the book How to Win Friends and Influence People (1936) next to it, he got that one too for his nightstand.

 

[crossnote]

In due time the sea monster became lonely (due to the scardy cats,) so he…

 

[Gojira]

...reached out to the scaredy cats...

 

[I_am_Canadian]

They do have row boats (paddle boats) in MacArthur Park…

I don't know, I doubt it, General Mac Arthur was in the Army not the Navy lol

 

[I_am_Canadian]

...reached out to the scaredy cats...

who sang like canaries when..

 

[crossnote]

I don't know, I doubt it, General Mac Arthur was in the Army not the Navy lol

I use to live two blocks from MacArthur Park when that song came out, but that was a long time ago.
It’s about the park not the General, probably before your time.

 

[Genipher]

who sang like canaries when..

rap music played. The sea monster

 

[TabinRivCA]

sang 'Hey Mr Knickerbocker bopity-bop

 

[Gojira]

...and got punched in the mouth for trying to sound cool.

 

[crossnote]

which turned into blooming flowers ala the Yellow Submarine

 

[I_am_Canadian]

I use to live two blocks from MacArthur Park when that song came out, but that was a long time ago.
It’s about the park not the General, probably before your time.

I honestly never heard of the park or the song, I was just trying to be funny.

 

[I_am_Canadian]

which turned into blooming flowers ala the Yellow Submarine

Then we came on the sloop John B, my grandfather and me, who looked at me and said "If you could read my mind, what a tale my thoughts would tell" and I replied if you liked it than you should have put a ring it.

 

[Mem]

then a deluge of water

 

[Magenta]

, it ran one step ahead

 

[crossnote]

and then walked two steps back advancing nowhere fast

 

[Genipher]

until it was doing the Macarena. "No dancing allowed!" screamed

 

[I_am_Canadian]

until it was doing the Macarena. "No dancing allowed!" screamed

The jolly green giant, who teamed up with the pillsbury dough boy to stop The staypuft marshmallow from destroying new york and

 

[Gojira]

...Boston.

 

[crossnote]

as well as montreal, toronto and saskatoon.